WHERE DO I PUT IT IS A QUESTION A MAN SHOULD NEVER ASK HIS LADY!
I said screw that Sooo here are some places you could in fact “put it”!
•Heater vent! (hot and sticky)
•The Bathtub (This isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub)
•Random Belly button
•In the fridge next to the ranch
•The bottom of the stove that no one uses (what’s that thing called?)
•Inside A Honda Civic (gass tank recommended)
•The bosses studio (My personal favorite)
•The inside of a Flex seal can (not sponsored)
•Behind the bar
•Fresh bedsheets (black light needed).
THIS BAD BLOG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FASHIONABLY LATE “JOHNNY COCKRING”