Where do I put it?

WHERE DO I PUT IT IS A QUESTION A MAN SHOULD NEVER ASK HIS LADY!

I said screw that Sooo here are some places you could in fact “put it”!

•Heater vent! (hot and sticky)

•The Bathtub (This isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub)

•Random Belly button

•In the fridge next to the ranch

•The bottom of the stove that no one uses (what’s that thing called?)

•Inside A Honda Civic (gass tank recommended)

•The bosses studio (My personal favorite)

•The inside of a Flex seal can (not sponsored)

•Behind the bar

•Fresh bedsheets (black light needed).

THIS BAD BLOG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FASHIONABLY LATE “JOHNNY COCKRING”