Best Vacation Places

ARE YOU TIRD OF YOUR SAME HOME TOWN WELLLLL ITS THAT TIME AGAIN HOT SWEATY SUMMER WHERE YOU JUST WANNA GET AWAY SO HERE IS 10 TOP PLACES YOU CAN GO AND ENJOY A VACATION WITH THE BOI’S

“I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m tired of this town again” – Tom Petty

1. Everyone says Florida.. NAH.. I say GOOD OL Myrtle Beach Where the bars never close and it’s a good time all the time

2. ANY SHEETS GAS STATION YOU CAN FIND! Because hey they’re food is actually Farley priced and they’re gas is sky rocket high forth the trip

3. I had some people ask me why I never set foot in Michigan but I recently changed that and found out it was the greatest experience I’ve ever witnessed the best of the best lives there and you can enjoy every little bit of your vacation there’s always a party around and you’ll end up finding the best priced fireworks in time for the fourth

4.GOOD OL Parma Ohio now this place right here is A MUST I’ve never seen so much greatness in one place they have the best beach youll lay your pretty ass on enjoy the view of the geese that are super friendly you can walk right up to them and won’t be harmed they have a wonderful selective mall right next the beach so you can get your shop on! Some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet in your life a wonderful treat for the family

5. Now before I mention this place I’ve personally never been there but reading up on it Chicago Has the best hang out for hipsters get your coffee on extra expresso for the win great for the bois and don’t forget to rent a scooter

6. East of Cleveland Ohio! Man oh man the fancy of the fanciest lives here! The best priced meats around great for camping make sure you bring a tent and an extra pack of cigarettes it’s much needed they’re best hang out has to be the flats where you can get wasted for less than 5.00 and enjoy your stay a lot of famous people have been here and could not leave! It’s like they got “kidnapped” or something I’m not sure but definitely check it out it’s a MUST

7.Home of the ROCK Memphis Tennessee if you haven’t been here already A MUSSSSSTTTTTTTT they have the best country blow outs there can be bike nights every night kinda of a perfect scenery for the kids lessons will be roughy taught here from how to shoot a .22 to how to play the banjo definitely would rent a hotel and enjoy the pools that are around some of the cleanest water you don’t have to filter just drink away you may or may not be drunk after drinking fairly warned

8. THE LAND OF THE FREE New YORK. Yeah yeah yeah everyone talks down on it butt now it’s just getting good youre going to want to pack an extra new port cigarette for this one grab them rusty timberlands that you’ve been wearing to work for 12 years put them on and head on youre good ol way down to be free make sure you wear all blue that’s they’re color down there don’t be surprised if you get called a Yankee from that I know that’s a compliment

9. NEW NEW NEW MEXICO the new and approved some of the greatest people live there they love they’re guests there pretty welcoming with they’re lovely services they have some the best scenery and they’re home of the best dancers so before you go take a tango class the perfect place to let it go

10. Gooooooodd LA where everyone leaves where they’re from just to become famous and fail not a place to live but a place to relax and let it all go freeeeeee wait that’s everywhere anyway if you wanna party it won’t stop I’m going to guess they some help down there so why not go visit and check up on everyone the sky’s are blue and the air smells like lost dreams prepare to pack lots of lost achievements and probably a set of tissues because this place is so damn beautiful!!

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