Best Uses For A Greenscreen

Everybody knows that the ways to modern cinema either involves real life locations, CGI, or a green screen. Green screens have been used for multiple cinematic masterpieces, so today I am going to discuss the best uses for green screens around the world.

You Can Literally Be In Minecraft

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Why spend your Saturday morning with your family and friends when you could be killing the ender dragon and accidentally falling in lava in real life? Any person with sense would easily choose greenscreen Minecraft over family affection and friendship.

Covering Your Car

http://www.krylon.com

If you’re like me and live in a hot climate and don’t want to walk out to your car literally melting, you could cover your car with your greenscreen and keep it cool. You’re not a director for a movie. So you might as well put some use into your money.

Landing On The Moon For The First Time

http://www.bing.com

We all know that shit never happened, but YOU can be the first to defy the deadly radiation from the sun on the moon’s lack of atmosphere by landing on the moon. While there is little reason why you would need to go there so urgently due to the fact that there isn’t a Cold War anymore but hey, it’ll be fun.

Meet Alan Jackson

This is me

He’s literally everybody’s favorite person on this planet. Why wouldn’t you want to see him. He’s the greatest country star of all time and everybody’s dad. You would be and idiot and I would hate you if you didn’t like him.

War Crimes

16th March 1946: Nazi leader Hermann Goering (1893 – 1946) in the witness box at the Nuremberg War Crime Trials, where he was later sentenced to death. (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)

We all know we can’t do it in real life…BUT BEHIND A GREENSCREEN YOU CAN. No one will judge you I swear. Mainly because you’ll be by yourself committing these acts of violence against the innocent.

Meet Alan Jackson Again

Me Again

He’s just so cool.

-Evan “Pige”

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