9 ways to tell if your cow has mad cow disease!



1 Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.


2 Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson.


3 Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.


4 She refuses to let you milk her, saying: “Not on a first date.”


5 You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.


6 Your cow demands to be branded with the ‘Golden Archs Logo’.


7 Your cow appears on Oprah and Jerry Springer, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.


8 Your cow is wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.


9 Your cow quits the family dairy and applies for a job at Burger King.

Blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

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