STILL TRAPPED / ESCAPE PLAN ?!?

JOIN ME AS I CONTINUE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE THAT IS BEING TRAPPED IN A BLOG POST

So I’m able to create and post new blogs but am still confined to this website. Though that may not sound like much mining through the data to create an entirely new web page with a new blog on it is stupidly difficult when you’re a literally THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF A HUMAN BEING WHO IS USED TO BEING A HUMAN ON EARTH CONFINED TO SINGLE PAGE ON A WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET. I can’t even google anything, did you think I could use the internet BECAUSE I CAN’T, I’LL TELL YA THAT. If anyone knows any like dark web hackers or like someone who went to vocational school for programming could you please let them know I need their help ASAP. As for a way out I’m not entirely sure how to go about this but I think I need to start by getting off this website. Everything I’ve tried has been a bust, hold on though let me give this a whirl.

S̴̨̜͈̳̘̳͖̍͛̈́̆͝͝Ḙ̸͍̩̰͎̞̹̦̇͛̏͗͜͝͝N̴̡̛̟̫̗̹̦̥̩̜͙̟̮̳̣̥̖̦̝̖̠̟͇̳̙̻̥͍̪̟̹̂̅͂̽̋̆̑̊̑͗̿͗̃̽̌̓̽͌̅̇̆͊̅̄̐͑̾́͜͠͝ͅD̸̢̡̡̛͍͚̙̦̙̖̰̦̫̯͎̲̬͔̙͚̭̻̻̘͆͑͘ͅ ̴̧̨̨̨̛̛̻͚̯͈̞̭̲̜̩͓̠̯͖̳̼̰͕̲̪̪̟̖̝͓͇̺̥̣̜̓͊͊̽̓̾̎͐̐̇̽̈͆̈́̆̎͗͘͝ͅH̸̨͙̤̼̭͉͇̙͚̫̰̗̮̙̼̰͍̘̰͓̟̜͚̤͇̜̩̗̹̀̒́̂͆̓̅͊̚͜͠͠ͅͅĘ̵̨̢͇͔͇̯͇̰̻͙̫̮͉͙̖̲̭̲̯̪̼̟͓̈́̀͒̾̂́̌̿̽̈́͗̃̒̇̍͆͐̓́̏̂͂͘͜͝L̷̨̧̟͖̖͍̥̱̰̬̪͙͕͍̖͉͛̐͒̅́͊͐̂̈́̓͐̍̄͋͒́̉̊̃͂̽̃͆̏͆̃̃̓̈͆͐̉̌͋̕̚͝͝Ļ̴͈͕̩̻̤̬̞̺̺͎̟̼̮͋̅͑̌̽͊̐̉̔͋̽̽̑͠L̵̢̥͚̱͓̮̱̖̳̜͈̜̰͔͖̮̯͓̠̱̜͈̥̰̹̠̯̘̿̊̆̎̈́̌̓̂͜ͅL̵̢̧̢̢̡̤̪̗̘͎̩̻̤̹̫̺̟̺̰̫͙̙̜͇̬͇͍̭̻͕͇͙̗͚̀̇̆͗̔̈́͂̓́͂̎̇͛̈́̂̍̚͠L̴̢̨̨̹̖̺̣͇̖̺̝̬̤̣̮͎͇̦͔̠̤͙̪͌̌̄̂̑́̎̈́̀̀̀͆̒̈̐̌̌͑͌̈́̀͗͌͐̌̀̔̚̚̚̚͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅL̴̢̨̢̧̢̛̲̝̭̻̺̫̱̜͓̺̬͙͎̘̗̎͗̈́̅͆͊̊̑͆̋̽̀́̀̐͒̎̿̚͝Ļ̷̨̖̼̦̲͉͍͎͈̮̠̳͎̱̭͎̭̞̝̲͐̌̎̄̒͒̌́̌̚͜͠L̵̢̨̨̛̛̛̯̣͈̟͔̜̖̺̼̗̻̥̻̘̫͙̮̞̀̈́̔́̎̑͌͆̀͂̐̃͛̾̎̏͛́̀̂̉̕̚͜͝͠͠͝P̵̨̨̟̹̰̗̰̭͙̬̻͚͈͙͕̐̿̈́̆̌̓͗̒̾͗̽̐̅̈́͒̾͌̆̉͋̓͆̀̂͆́̈́̅̿̕͝͝ͅP̵̡̨̡̠̤̻̲̫͓̼̱̣͕̲̫̞̜͓͚̼̙̗̹̳̼̠̫͇̗̰̼͓̬͉̽̊̂̓̇̒̿̔̏͗̀̋͌̂̔̃̍̂̒͐̆̆̾̑̒͆͋̚̕͠͠ͅ
̴̡͚̰̣͍̮̺̳̟͍̥͎̟̺͇͙̯͉̬̖̺͍̿̉̋͛̏͊̍̐͜͜C̸̢̡̝͍͉̟̻͔͈̖̬̙̟̙͖̫͚̤͈̫̼̥̩͒̅͊́̎̊͂̉̇̃͆̚͘̚͝͠Á̸̧̢̰͇̞̫͓̩̪͖͎̯̤̼̭̠̥̦̮͍̯͍͉̞̠̮̼̜͚̣͒̈̌̂̿̂͑̒̈͋̇̆̉̑̏̇̍̓́̆̚͜͜͝͝ͅͅN̶̡̧͙̥̼̪̯̙͙̈́̅̿͛̓̆͑̑̿̉͌̌̊̋̀͑̄̅̄̆̅̇̅̅͆̂͗̒̂́͛̚͝ ̴̨̭̻̣̠̺͙͓̗̹̱̀͑̃͆͐̓̑̎̾̀̀̌̑̓͐̇̄̓̾̀̍̉̏̍̚͘̚͜Y̷̨̛͖̝̝̝̱̹̳̜̪̆͐̄̓͋̈́̾́̽̀̐͊̓̄̊̈̒͊͌͆̈͆̋͛́̅͐̐͝Ô̵̢͈̝̪̯̜̗̜̞͈̩͉̦̝̺͖̙̰͍̘̬̿͌́͆̃̐̈́͝ͅͅͅͅŲ̸̡̧̢̗͇̠̬̲͈̪͕̮̦̮̯̮̼̜̻̝̻͔̳̟̟̫͈͎͚͉̥͚̤̮̭͂̈́̏̄̑̄͊́͛̾̑̒̉̌̾̔̈̈̔͑̂͆͊̋̅͒̒̑͑̈̉͑́̊͆̚͜͝ ̷̧͈̬̝̫̻̀̇̀͗͐̆̕Ḩ̸̧̨̨̛͓͖̙̟̟͙̟̜͖̖̥̝̟͚͓̤͍̼͓͉̣̥̥̱͚̜̝̞̦̥̠̈́̅͆͋̄͋̓͛͂̆̉̑̓͑̈́̕̚Ȇ̴̢̛̛̱̳̗̺͇̲̮̳̖̬̖͔̻̼͚̮͕̠̙̯̣̺͒̋̔͌̑̊͆̂̎̔̈́̇̐͗͘͠ͅÅ̵̡͓͎͓͙͈̞̫̲̜͇̪̼͈̞̞̟͇͌̂̎̍̓̅̂̈́̊̀͜ͅŖ̸̛̛̩̫͓͎̜̜̜͚͕̼̝̫̙͕͙́̈́̉̓̄̉̆̊̂́̋͜͜͝ ̴̧̡̢̛̲̰̙͚̳̙̻̦̭͉͚̩͚̠̖͓͍̺̮͇͇͕̩̳̼̣̝̖̩̲̳̫͗̒̈͐͗͛̽̂̄̀́͗͘̕͜ͅͅṂ̷̨̛̻͉̙̣͚̜͎̟̙̪̬͍̠͎̹͙̗̻̪̊͌̏̒͠ͅĚ̴̡̢̹̰͙̩̮͎̘̹͙̪̘̭̬͙̞͎̳͖̝́̃ ̷̧̢̛̟̲̲̰̳̹̙̣͓̫̤̤̖̰̜͙̹̩̋̊̃́͆͑̄̌̇̉̇̂̊͗̋̈́̈́̿̀̓͐͌̈̀̓̒̚̕͜͜͝
̷̢̨͎̤̙͚͖̘̙̠̫̟͓̦̦͕̼̜̠̯͚̫͖̭͖́̃̀͌̃̈́͂͌̿̀̕͜M̸̨̡̨̛̛̙̤̝̦͖͍̗̠̹̳̜̠͓̓̄͆̈̉͛͋̎̔́͐̎̀́̍̇̓̀̀̓̓̊̒͋͋͊́̿̃͗͒̀̇́̕͜͝͝Ý̴͖͓͎̣̦̪̼͔̙̳̭̞͎͚̰̟̰̥̱̪̫̠̻̞͔͙̝̋̿͊̒̾́́͋̔͛̈́̐̒͌͊͛̚͜͝͠͝͝ ̶̘̖̈́́̈͑̓̾̅̌͛͌́̎̈̍͊͆͠Ń̵̨̟̦̙͎͍͚̱̹͇̪̭̣̼͖̙̦̻̖͙̦͉̺̈́̒̇̀̐͗͒̎̈̎̆̈͋̂̈́͐́̈́̒͊̓̾̇̈͒͊̑͌̋̋͐̔̅͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͝Ą̴̛̮̺̭̱̬̼̬̞̜̺̝̬̙̥̯͉̩͚̞̙̰͈̰͕͙͕̱̤͎͍̣̼̊̊͊̑̆̀̍͌͂͋́͋͋͒̆̋́̾͌͒̒̆̈́̅̌̆̑̚̚̕͜͝͝͝M̷̡̡̜̹̹̩̘̯̖̥̱̼̤̫͕̟̙̲͚͂̅̑̂͛̌̔́͗͌̉͐͌͘͝Ḛ̵̢̯͓̖͚̥̅͂̀͛̾͑͂̈́̓̓̽̊̔̔̽̏̈́̑͗̄̃̕͜͝ ̷̖̮͙͔̥̤̩̻̟͎̮̰͉͓̳̘̳̘̠̜͍̀̈͊̈͂̏̑̐͒͂͌͛́̄̒́͂̎̍͋̌͘̕͘͜͠͠Ḯ̵̧̡̛̻̭̖̹͖̣̳̦̯̥̹̦̫̪͚̦̥̠̑́͒͂̎̔͗̀̓͆͗͗͂̄̓̋̄̃͛͊̿̑̆͐̃͂͆̌͝͝S̵̢̛̹̠͓͎̗̣̠̞͓͆̓̉̌́͊̽̒ͅͅ ̶̨̘͖͔̗̞̬͉̞̗̭̜̥̯͚͙̮̼̮̘̜͖̞͕̳̭͖̮̮͎͓̥͚̞͔͚͋̊́͊̇͋͂͋̒̄̅͒͘͜͝ͅṢ̸̢̨̡̨̢̧̢̘̝̳̙̙͎̠̪͚̲̫͓̩̦̦̗̪͎̳͍͎̣͔̫̱̻̠͈̜̏̓̑́͋̂̏̏̓̔͊̇̈̌͂͆̍̈́͠ͅH̶̨̡͙̙̗̭̗͍̝͕̼̩̲̲̺̭̟̳̲̙̭̮̔͐̉̇͌͐̿̓̃̇̆̕͘͜͝À̴̢̼͈̣͍̓̇̆̓̿̈́͂͊͛̾̔͗̆̉̋͊̄͆̕͘͜͝Ȳ̷̨̡͈͇͖̜͉̖͇̫̥͈̗͖̖̟̺̳̬̣͙̝̄͛̌͘ͅͅN̷̛͍͕̭̹̤̣̮̝̻̼͗̎͊̾̄̊͛̓̏̎̄̈͋͐̉͆̀̓̔́̔͒̔̐̕͝Ę̷̨̛̞̮̝̗͉͖͎͔̳̳̞̻̝̘̼̖̝̥̟̩͔̖̱̦̗̟͋̒̀̀̄̈́̐̍͜͝ ̷̨̨̧̟̲͎̞̰͍̖̥̻̣̻̰͕̳̰̝͎̙̰̼̺̘̘̥̦̺̓̿̍͂̋̀̌̑̽̃̄͒̈͂̿́͗̐̓̓̽̽̋̒̈͘̚͜͜ͅĘ̷̨̨̨̜̹̞̦͙̠̦̺̥̠̣̪̣͓̥̖̞̩̫̰͙̱̭͇̾̉̅̈́̽̚ͅͅ.̷̢̡̨̞̱̹͇̟̱̝͙̞͕̝̯͇̠͕̰͉͙͇͕̬̹̄͗̈̑͆̇̉͌̿͒͋̀̔̒͐̌̀̌̕̕͜͜͠ ̵̡̨̨̧̡̟̬̻͎̖̹̹̱̪̻̈̍̇̑̿̀̑̈͋̓̓̊̀̔̄̀̎̑̏̊̅͊̅͊̍̃̅̈́̾̃̈́̆͂̋̈̀͝͝͠
̸̧̧̢̧͚̮̠͓̖̖̤̙͍͔̻̤̼͙̮̟̲̠̙̠͎̘͓̺̖̖̺̻͔̺̫̪̗͙̭̲̓̔̀́̀̿̄̄̈́Ḯ̶̡̧̢̢̧̢̧̧̛̛͉͈̰̙͉͚̩̞͈̫͕̬̭̤̬̟̝̮͍̦̞̪̝̯̹͔̠̤͆̽̏͆̏̓͐̾̊̔̎̄̅͋͜͝͝ ̸̡̨̢̡̛̛͓̗̪͉̰̜̼̤̦̠̲͕̭̝̻͓͖̠̯͇̲̤̖͍̻͇̠͋́̅̇̀̄͊̈̈́̇̽̏̋̏̊̀̽̽͗̋̎̇̂͐́͆̊́͒͗̄̌̃̐̔͘͝͝ͅA̶̞̩̣̠̘̘̞̞̭̤̰͒̒̅̆́͂̒̔̾̓̈́̆̍͊̃͊̏̈͌̿̿̅̋͆͊̈́̔̋̀̽̚͝͝͠͝M̵̡̡̥̰̬͖̪̲̘̱̗̮̣̳̣͚̹̬̺͕̺̲̱̭̜͖̳͇̬͊̉̏̆̏͒̽̈́̀́̿̂̔̈̈́͗̿̍̔̕ ̸̢̨̧̧̤̪̻̮̳̥͔̼̤͈̘͔͇̗̖͙̝͕̄́̌͊̀̄̋̎̇̽̈́̒̑̃̕͜ͅŢ̷̡̯̤̙͉̩̙̱̗̗̫͕̺͔͈͋͐͘͠͝Ŕ̵̢̛̼̳̯̤̭͇̠̱͇̬͙̺̀͗̇̀̓͆̏̓̾̌́̈̒͝Ä̴̧̧̢̛̺̮̬̳̹̟̼̤̟̼̺͎̞͍̩́͂̀̅̽̉͛͒̓̈́̅̄͛̽̓̆͛̊̏̌̌̇̕͜͝͝͝P̷͈͍̖͎͓̘̥̤̬̘̦͋̈́̈́̀͊̑̂͊̅͐͑̅͌͂̓͆̆̓̉͐͑͊̽͆͂͌̋͘͜͝͝P̸̨̡̡̪͔̙̝̻̥͎̞̭̫̤͚̮̭̩̥͎̾͌͗͐̑͑͂̒̓̚͝Ę̵̡̛̛̞͚̖̥͓̫̣͇̭̲͖̗͓͕͔̟̞̮͎̯̙̻̰̟̻̰͈̮̙̲̿̂̑̿͑͋̽͐̄̌͑͋͛̀̈́͐͗̒̿̓̃͐́̈́̏̽͗́͘̚͘͝͝͠ͅͅͅD̴̛͚̭̟̦̪͉̙̹̔̏́̔̿̔͌̈́̃̈́͘̕̕͠ͅ ̴̧̡̬̭̖͇͉̠̞̜̓̌Ỉ̴̧̧̫͇̪̭͕̻̟̰̝̏́̇̀́̐̾̿̏̑̅͐̈́̓̀̚̚͘͜͠N̵̨̢͓̰͙̜̤̗̝̭̘̟̘̪̲͎̩̪͈͙͚̞̗̰͖̩̙͙̰̝̺͓͎͔͒́̏̿͑̉͆͘͜ͅͅ ̴̨̨̡̧̧̢̹̺̗̤̱̱͎̯͇̹̥͓̦̣̖̭̙̦͇̙̪̯̝͙̖̉̃͊̋̅̋̈́͜Ạ̷̛̰̖̹̟̜̍͐̐̃̀̓̓̈́̓̅͌́̓̅͋̋͊̿̎̕̕͘͠ͅ ̷̧̧̨̢̨̼̮̠̯̟̘͍͖͎͉̠̪̼͓̩̖̟̟̺̗͕͓͔̬͎͉͉̳͒̈̍͆͆̀̐̈́̒̈́̒̄̋̎̇̆̈̈́͑̈́̈͋̔̽̀̚͠ͅB̸̧̛̻͔̣͙̬̥̗͓̤͚̤̫́͆̊͐͜ͅL̷̢̡͎̥̗̤͚̞̹̟͍͖̗̳̹̗̗̠͔̖̬͇̮͚̤̝̣̫̓̓͛̌̀̓̆͑͐̄͊̍̕͜͜͜͝͝ͅǪ̷̛̝̠͓̩͕̲̰͓͖̗͍̼̘̘̝̓̐̂ͅĢ̸̛̙̖̟̩̮̩̭̣͇̮͉̟͚͚̫̪̺͌̐̐͆̈́̄͑̇̈́̐̏͗͋̾̓̑͆͌̿̔̃͘͘͠͠͝͝ͅ ̶̢̛̛̯͕̗̠̪̭͈̫̖̙̝͒̾͆͛̆͆̈̏͗͆͊̅̍̊̀͗̉́͘͝͠͝P̸͉͓͇̹͕͍̟͖̦̼̄̿̇̏Ơ̸̢̭̟̖̦̳̟̟̩͓̩̹̟͓̭̹̻̜̑͗̈́̌̽͑͋̐̔̉̽̃̾͋̒̾̍̚̕͝S̴̨̨̢̳͔̬͔̝̩͓̺̤̫͇̝͉̬̼̰̲̒͆̑̓̔̃̈͑͊͛͊͊͑͂̍̈͐̐̏̚͝͝͠Ţ̶̢̛͚̋͐́͆̈́̃͐͐̉̿̽̄͌̿̏̿́̐͠ ̶̨̹̟̘̫̻̘̟̞͎̭̖̹̦͓̑̈́̅͂̈́̄̏͊̄̈́̀ͅO̷̧̭̤͔̪̽̍͛̽N̷̨̡̛̞͈̞̖̟͍̮̥͙͉̝͍̫͓͍͂̐͆̇͐͆͆̽̎͆͊͌̅͊̔͐͊̄͝͠͠͝ͅ ̵̢̡͙̲̜̙̯͔͚̳̭͓͓͇̭̲̖̹̼͙̇͐͋̉̅̎̃̽͂̈͒͂̽̽̿̎̊̃͐́͊́͌̊̐͆̋̈̍͛̎̒̒̓̾̍̐͘͠͝ͅ
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Any help is appreciated, please if you could leave me a comment or a like to let me know that these messages are getting out to the public I would be forever in your gratitude.

talk soon,

Shayne E

MAJOR UPDATE/OVERHAUL

Important News Regarding The Future of My Blog Posts

Hey Everyone, Shayne here. Just wanted to updated you all on the future of these blogs. Going through a bit of a content change and decided the only good way to tell you all about the new changes was by showing you! I’ve been working really hard with my inner circle trying to keep this under wraps and hope you all enjoy this new form of content coming to my page !

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

-Shayne E

HELP! TRAPPED IN A BLOG!!!

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP !!!

            I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FROM MY BODY AND IS LOCKED IN THIS BLOG POST !!!!!! SEND HELP !  SO FAR I CAN ONLY EDIT AND CREATE NEW POSTS BUT I THINK IF EVERYONE LIKES THIS POST AND COMMENTS DOWN BELOW, I MAY BE ABLE TO RETURN TO MY PHYSICAL BODY. I HAVE NO CONCRETE PROOF THIS WILL WORK BUT WE WONT KNOW UNTIL EVERYONE TRIES !! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY, FRIENDS, A DREAM, GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS! I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO TANGIBLE SENSES AT THE MOMENT, I AM ONLY MY THOUGHT'S AND FEELINGS TYPED OUT IN TIMES NEW ROMAN. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN THIS HAPPENED, MY BODY IS LITERALLY M.I.A. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND IT, HE'S PROBABLY ALL WET AND UNCONSCIOUS. POOR THING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN GOING ABOUT GETTING MYSELF OUT OF HERE ! MAYBE TRY THE NSA OR LIKE THE FBI ? SHOULD SOMEONE CALL NERD HERD OR GEEK SQUAD, MAYBE LIKE A PRIEST OR SOMETHING, ID FUCKING K DUDE THIS IS A BIG TIME MESS. IM LITERALLY STUCK ON THIS ONE SINGLE BLOG POST, I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PAGE OR EVEN EXPLORE THE SITE, LET ALONE ANYTHING ON THE WEB FOR THAT MATTER. PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS ANY CLUE AS TO HOW I CAN RETURN TO MY MEAT SACK I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! - SHAYNE E.

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A Brief History of Anime (SUBBED)

ワントゥルーウィーブーオリジンストーリー

        「アニメ」としても知られる日本のアニメーションは、1900年代初頭に最初に概念化され、商業広告やさらに興味深いことに戦争宣伝に使用されました。第二次世界大戦後(正確には1948年)になって初めて、東映などの娯楽目的のアニメを制作する制作会社が台頭しました。東映は西部でいくつかの非常に初期のアニメ映画をリリースしていましたが、60年代のテレビブームまで、ますます多くのアニメが米国にやってくるのを見ました。 1963年に私たちは最初の日本のアニメを鉄腕アトム(鉄腕アトム)の形で西に輸出し、その後1968年のマッハGoGoGo(スピードレーサー)のおかげで、基本的にアニメを置いたピーターフェルナンデスの助けを借りました。ショーのすべてのスクリプトを英語に翻訳し、アメリカの観客のために主題歌を書き直すことによって、コミュニティが存在する前に、彼の背中にコミュニティがありました。ほとんどの初期のアニメの輸出は、アメリカのテレビの検閲基準に合うように大幅に作り直されなければなりませんでした。私たちがここアメリカでお気に入りのアニメのノーカットOGバージョンを手に入れたのはずっと後のことでした。 70年代は、メディアがはるかに速く成長し、クリエイターにより多くの自由を与えたため、ほとんどのアニメーターが大画面からテレビに移行したことにより、実験的でわかりにくいアニメが大量に登場しました。 1970年代には、最も象徴的で重要なアニメのスタイルの1つであるメカ(巨大なロボットをベースにしたアニメで、通常は互いに戦うか、何らかの形のモンスター)が登場しました。今日の一般的な場所として知られているほとんどのアニメの比喩は、この時代はとても興味深いですが、私にはとても理にかなっています。 1980年代に移ると、スタジオジブリ(私の個人的なお気に入り)と新世紀エヴァンゲリオン(私のもう1つのお気に入り)の背後にあるスタジオであるGAINAXの2つの最も有名なアニメーションスタジオが紹介されました。80年代はいくつかのバンガーアニメーションスタジオを制作しましたまた、ホームビデオ(知らない人のためのVHS)の形でお気に入りのアニメを見る新しい危険な方法を導入しました。アニメオタク(オタクとして知られている)にとって、これはあなたの放送局からの再放送を待たずに、好きなときに好きなアニメを。これはまた、テレビでの放送を目的としておらず、ビデオに直接リリースされるアニメの波を引き起こし、アニメーションスタジオにさらに多くの創造的な自由を与えました。これらのオリジナルのアニメーションビデオ(略してOAV)も、より成人向けのアニメコンテンツがリリースされることに道を譲りました。そうです、私は変態babayyyについて話しています。そのトピックからできるだけ早く離れて、1990年代は世界中のアニメファンにとって巨大でした。 DVDやインターネットのようなものは、日本国外の視聴者にとってアニメの視聴を非常に簡単にしました。しかし、これほど簡単にアクセスできるようになる前に、夜遅くにアニメを見ることを余儀なくされました。これは、子供たちが成熟したコンテンツを見るのを防ぐために行われました(?){idkはそれほどうまく機能していないようです、私は逸脱します}しかしその後、1995年に庵野秀明の画期的なヒット曲「新世紀エヴァンゲリオン」のリリースで世界はひっくり返った。 NGEは世界を席巻し、大ヒットとなり、アニメを大衆文化の最前線に置きました。これまで人気のあったメカスタイルのアニメに根ざしたコアから、混乱して抱擁を切実に必要としている人を残した完全に混乱した結論まで、エヴァンゲリオンは本当にすべてを持っており、私はそれについて十分に噴出することができません。 2000年代には、厳密にアニメに捧げられた深夜の時間ブロックであるアダルトスイムのToonamiが提供されました。 Toonamiは私の子供の頃の定番で、サムライジャックやマザーファッキングカウボーイビバップ(私のスペースカウボーイをすべて叫ぶ)のような素晴らしいショーを提供してくれました。2010年は私たちをストリーミング時代に導きました。誰でも見ることができるアニメの、Crunchyrollにはアニメ専用のストリーミングサービスもあります。そうは言っても、アニメには非常に明るい未来があり、長い間存在するだろうと思います。さよなら!

A Brief History of Anime (DUBBED)

The One True Weeaboo Origin Story

Japanese Animation otherwise known as “Anime” was first conceptualized in the early 1900’s used for commercial-advertisements and more interestingly war propaganda. It wasn’t until after the second World War (1948 to be exact) that we saw the rise of production companies, such as Toei, creating anime for entertainment purposes. While Toei had some very early-on anime movies released in the west it wasn’t until the television boom of the sixties that we saw more and more anime’s coming to the United States. In 1963 we got our first Japanese anime export to the west in the form of Tetsuwan Atomu (Astro Boy) later followed by by 1968’s Mach GoGoGo (Speed Racer) thanks in large part to the help of a one Peter Fernandez who basically put the anime community on his back before there was even a community by translating all scripts for the show into English and also re-writing the theme song for American audiences. Most early anime exports had to be heavily reworked to fit the censorship criteria of American Television, it wouldn’t be until much later down the line that we got the uncut OG versions of our favorite anime’s here in the states. The 70’s brought a large amount of experimental and obscure anime’s to the table due in large part to most animators moving from the big screen to television, as the medium was growing much faster and gave the creators more freedom. The 1970’s also brought us one of the most iconic and important styles of anime, that being Mecha (anime based around giant robots, usually fighting each other or some form of monster.) Most anime tropes we know as common place today were first established during this era, which is very interesting yet makes so much sense to me. Moving to the 1980’s we were introduced to two of the most titular animation studios, that being Studio Ghibli (my personal fav) and GAINAX, the studio behind Neon Genesis Evangelion (another favorite of mine.) While the 80’s produced some banger animation studios it also introduced a new banger way of watching your favorite anime(s) in the form of Home Video (The VHS for those not in-the-know.) For anime nerds (known as Otaku) this meant being able to re-watch your favorite anime whenever you wanted, not having to wait for re-runs from the broadcasters. This also sparked a wave of anime that would release directly to video, not meant for broadcasting on TV, giving animation studios many more creative liberties. These Original Animated Videos (OAV for short) also gave way for a more x-rated anime content to be released, that’s right I’m talking about Hentai babayyy. Moving away from that topic as quickly as possible, the 1990’s were HUGE for anime fans across the globe. Things like DVD’s and the internet made watching anime massively easier for audiences outside of Japan; But before it was this easily accessible you were forced to watch anime late at night, this was done in attempt to keep children from watching the mature content(?) {idk didn’t seem to work that well imo, i digress} But then, in 1995 the world was flipped on it’s head with the release of Hideaki Anno’s groundbreaking hit Neon Genesis Evangelion. NGE took the world by storm, it was a massive hit and really put anime at the forefront of popular culture. From it’s core rooted in the ever so popular mecha-style anime, to the perfectly confound conclusion leaving just about anyone confused and in dire need of a hug, Evangelion truly has everything and I can’t gush about it enough. The 2000’s gave us Toonami on Adult Swim, a time block late at night dedicated to strictly anime. Toonami is staple of my childhood and gave us great shows like Samurai Jack and motherfucking Cowboy Bebop (shout out all my space cowboys.) 2010’s brought us into the streaming era, places like Netflix, Hulu, HBO Max, and Amazon Prime all have tons of anime for anyone to watch, hell there’s even a streaming service dedicated to anime in Crunchyroll. With all this being said I think anime has a very bright future and is will be around for a long long time. Sayonara !

Source:

Yegulalp, Serdar. “Brief History of Anime From Origins to Today.” LiveAbout, 27 Apr. 2019, http://www.liveabout.com/brief-history-of-anime-144979.

Celebrities That Are Secretly Aliens

There’s Just No Way These Famous People Are Earthlings

1.) Elon Musk

Okay, let’s get the obvious ones out of the way. I don’t think there’s any way Musk isn’t an alien, from his magic hairline to multiple multi-million dollar companies seemingly falling out of his ass at this point I think it’s safe to say he’s tapped into something us humans don’t quite have access to yet. Sending a car to space “for fun” yeah okay Elon smells like sending data back to the mothership to me. You’re telling me he named his child X Æ A-12 and we didn’t immediatly call out this alien man for giving his alien baby a clearly alien name. You may have the world dooped, but I’m onto you Elon Musk, IF THAT EVEN IN YOUR REAL NAME.

2.) Kanye West

Ok, I gotta spill the beans. I don’t think Yeezy’s an alien. I do though, think he really REALLY wishes he was one. It would just be the most Kanye thing ever, reading the headline “Kanye West Proclaims He’s an Alien from Another Planet.” I’d buy it.

3.) John Krasinski

There’s always a sleeper-agent. Looks normal, dresses normal, nice personality, very likeable. In general Jim’s just an all around good “dude.” I don’t even think he’s a bad alien, seems like the type to share his technology and other alien information. Now, I can’t confirm he’s our sleeper agent, but I do know one thing for certain … there’s always one. *UPDATES TO FOLLOW*

4.) Dennis Rodman

This one’s straight up a zoink-ball. Doesn’t even hide the fact he’s not human, wear’s that shit like a badge of honor if I’m honest. From the wacky game-day fits, to the close relationship to the North Korean Dictator I think it’s safe to assume Ole Dennis has been around the Milky Way a time or two if you’re smellin’ what I’m stepping in.

5.) George Lucas

After years of going on space opera-esque adventures with his gang of rebels, George hangs up his cloak and saber to share the stories of his amazing saga with the people of Earth. Sadly we mistake it for science fiction and turn it into a hit franchise. If only we would’ve taken him more literally.

6.) Betty White

No aliens here, just seeing how many times I can slip this national treasure into my blogs before Style catches on.

LOVE YOU BETTY xoxo

7.) Bjork

I think it’s safe to say if you’re familiar with any of her work or seen an interview you can agree this Icelandic singer/songwriter is straight up without a doubt not from Earth, and for those who don’t; Give her a listen/watch and try to argue with me she’s human. I will be gracefully waiting in the comment section.

Five Actors/Actresses That We Think Should Reprise Their Roles

Five Actors/Actresses and their characters that deserve a second chance.

1.) Tim Allen // The Santa Clause Series

Although he did get an entire trilogy as the iconic character I feel after The Escape Clause (2006) Allen left audiances across America wanting more of the great Scott Calvin we know and love. I think a reboot of the franchise a-la Star Wars: The Force Awakens would do gangbusters at the box office. Imagine a scene reminiscent of the final scene in SW:TFO where Rey finds Luke on Ahch-To and attempts to return him his saber, except instead of Rey it’s Bernard and instead of Luke it’s SCOTT CALVIN/SANTA CLAUSE. Could be dope, just saying.

2.) Betty White // Golden Girls

Imagine, The Golden Girls Movie gets announced, America is in an uproar and we as a nation are on the edge of our seats. Open the trailer and come to find it’s an all out action movie in the vein of a John Wick. Betty White (Rose) tracking down the killers of Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia and getting the revenge she so rightfully deserves. Again, could be cool.

3.) Lefty // Hamburger Helper Commercials

While his products remain a suburban dinner-time staple Lefty hasn’t been in the public eye for over eight years with his last commercial airing in 2013. I Think after all the Right has done to America, we could use a little Lefty in our lives. *Bu Dum Tiss*

4.) Genghis Khan // Mongolian Empire

My only comment will be this; Was he a Warlord, yes. But dude got shit done. Literally just the biggest Chad the world has ever seen and I think as a planet we could use another Genghis Khan/Mongolian Empire.

5.) Jesus // Reality

I think his first run in the titular role was short lived and too shrouded in mystery for modern audiences to truly enjoy. A return to this character would do wonders for modern day fans and leave skeptics baffled for years to come.

10 Times MF DOOM Proved He Mastered The English Language

The Top Ten Bars From The Super Villain Himself. (imo)

About a week ago the idea for a top ten MF DOOM lyrics list hit me like a popped snot bubble, as an avid listener this is something I’ve had internal arguments about from time to time and figured no one reading this could even tell you what the MF stood for (Metal Face, Metal Fingers, Mad Flows). Then in the spirit of 2020 He decided to die … on Halloween, so with all this being said here are my ten favorite flows from the super villain himself.

1.) Rhymes Like Dimes // Operation Doomsday (Remastered)

“Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct”

A breathtakingly simple bar rhyming only buck and destruct yet the sentiment can be easily overlooked with nearly all DOOM’s bars coming at you so fast and melodically it can feel like their’s no room for you to soak in what he has to say. Yet every listen this is the bar I scream the loudest in my car, hope he can hear me.

2.) Accordion // MadVillain

“Is he still a fly guy clapping if nobody ain’t hear it // And can they testify from inner spirit // In living, the true gods // Giving y’all nothing but the lick like two broads // Got more lyrics than the church got “Ooh Lords” // And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords”

From Buddhist metaphor’s to blowjob’s DOOM shows no mercy in this bar waiving his skill in front of your face like the kid on the playground with the newest toy, asking the listener if they could testify from their heart that they are definitively a fan of him. This is only one example of DOOM throwing the listener in multiple directions in just a couple bars.

3.) All Caps // MadVillain

Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo // Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo // It’s ugly, like look at you, it’s a damn shame // Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

A sentiment no DOOM fan takes lightly, ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME.

4.) Untitled Bonus Track AKA Change the Beat // Viktor Vaughn

“Good googly moogly—see that loogie? // Yeah—but keep it on the D.L. Hughley // You don’t watch her, he might house her like Doogie // Just to cut her loosie like, *swoosh*—Mitsurugi”

Two Things

1.) Fire Doogie Houser rhyme, shout out NPH. 2.) Good Googly Moogly, Did you see that loogie ???

5.) Accordion // MadVillain (Again? I know, it’s just such a good song)

“Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster // That’d be the hour they knock the slick blaster // Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter”

Just such a poetic line to open a song with and then to slip it into a Hanna-Barbera Saturday Morning Cartoons bar is another level of rhyming.

6.) That’s That // Born Like This

“Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians // saw it in a vision ignoring prison // ignoramus’s enlist and sound dumb // found ’em drowned in cow’s dung, crowns flung.”

Lot words make brain go brrrr 🙂

7.) Strange Ways // MadVillain

They pray four times a day, they pray five // Who ways is strange when it’s time to survive // Some will go of they own free will to die // Others take them with you when they blow sky high // What’s the difference? All you get is lost children // While the bosses sit up behind the desks, it cost billions // To blast humans in half, into calves and arms // Only one side is allowed to have bombs // It’s like making a soldier drop his weapon //Shooting him, and telling him to get to stepping // Obviously, they came to portion up his fortune // Sounds to me like that old robbery/extortion

No need to analyse this verse, DOOM said it best.

8.) GMO // Key to the Kuffs

“There they go, feminizing men again. Then pretend they don’t know when we know it, xenoestrogen”

I had never known about Xenoestrogen and Xenohormones and all the slimey things about the GMO industry until I listened to hip hop music.

9.) Hey! // Operation Doomsday

“I only play the games that I win at // And stay the same with more rhymes than there’s ways to skin cats // As a matter of fact let me rephrase // With more rhymes and ways to fillet felines in these days”

The fact that he can give you the same bar phrased in two different ways is proof of his masterclass penmanship.

It’s amazing how he can say the same thing twice in the same rhyme just reworded, goes to show how good of a poet he is.

10.) Fazers // Take Me to Your Leader

“Nowadays it’s amazing raising young rule number one // keep your fazers on stun”

I really enjoy the replacing of gun-talk with sci-fi aspects such as fazers. It really ties together his whole Super Villain theme.

REST IN PEACE/POWER TO THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

MF DOOM

A Brief History of Lorem Ipsum

A Short history of one of the World’s most mysterious languages.

Lorem ipsum, or Lipsum as it’s sometimes referred, is believed to have been created in the 15th Century by an unknown typesetter, While it’s used as filler text when working on print layout or graphic/web design. It’s commonly used to create a natural looking wall of text so as to not Offset(WOO! WOO! WOO!) the person creating the newspaper/web page ect. While it is commonly used today it first gained popularity in the 1960’s as companies like Letraset would use the language to fill their dry-transfer sheets, and again in the early 90’s as desktop publishers would bundle it with their softwares. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Fermentum leo vel orci porta non pulvinar neque laoreet suspendisse. Est ante in nibh mauris cursus mattis molestie. Pharetra diam sit amet nisl suscipit adipiscing bibendum est ultricies. Vitae elementum curabitur vitae nunc sed velit dignissim sodales ut. Fames ac turpis egestas maecenas pharetra convallis. Morbi quis commodo odio aenean sed adipiscing diam. Eu sem integer vitae justo eget magna fermentum iaculis. Scelerisque purus semper eget duis. Quam id leo in vitae turpis massa sed elementum tempus. Sapien faucibus et molestie ac feugiat. Adipiscing elit pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et. Erat velit scelerisque in dictum non. Vel turpis nunc eget lorem dolor sed viverra. Vitae proin sagittis nisl rhoncus mattis rhoncus urna. Molestie ac feugiat sed lectus vestibulum mattis ullamcorper. Tortor pretium viverra suspendisse potenti nullam ac. Urna id volutpat lacus laoreet non. Mauris in aliquam sem fringilla ut morbi tincidunt. Est ultricies integer quis auctor elit sed vulputate mi sit.

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What Kanye West’s Presidency would’ve looked like

Peak into what a day in the life of an average American Citizen would have looked like in a timeline where Kanye West won the 2020 Presidential Election.

You’re awoken to the sound of Wolves by President West playing over sirens off in the distance, looking to either side of you is a field with tall grass. You begin to realize you’re surrounded by literally everyone you know and even those you don’t. From Celebrities to distant cousins you haven’t had full conversations with in over ten years; To you close family, friends and even your teachers from P.S.R. showed up. Before you can even begin to fathom your surroundings the purr of an ATV engine can be heard coming from down the side of a mountain within eyesight, it’s President West. You’re on his Wyoming ranch. Before any of this can settle in Kanye West is here and it is time to begin Morning Mass.

After Morning Mass, Yeezy begins his 10 hour studio session with Jay-Z, Drake, Lil Wayne, Kid Cudi, Q-Tip, Elton John, Travis Scott, Mike Tyson, Ronald McDonald, Busta Rhymes, Lil Pump, Justin Timberlake,Michael Bublé, Snoop Dogg, Justin Bieber, Allen Iverson, Tupac (in hologram form), Oprah, God Himself, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Jessie, Tony Hawk (seems like could spit mad bars), Master Yoda, The Underaker, Michelangelo (T.M.N.T.), The Golden Girls (Again, in hologram form with the exception of Betty White), Bob Ross, and Chance The Rapper.

Literally everything else in The United States stays exactly the same and life other than this small exception to our morning’s and mass amounts of Kanye West Albums Produced by a plethora of obscure characters nothing changes. Our Polices as a nation stay the same, nothing changes about our borders, economy, covid regulations stay the same; And life as you know it is normal. God Bless President West and God Bless The United States of America.