10 Top Songs That Excite White People

No matter if you’re chilling at a bar or that special celebration there’s always that group of random ass songs white people love to play let’s get into it

1. Rehab – Bartender Song (sitting at the bar) this song is a top classic it’s more of a mixture of rap and rock and its a party favorite

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2. Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff this song right here is a good fighting song definitely a fan favorite who doesn’t need a little Fred Durst in they’re life ya know what I’m saying?


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3. Beastie boys – (you gotta) Fight for your right (To party) this song is a party starter everyone knows the famous saying the beastie boys didn’t fight for your right to party to be drinking a white Claw

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4. Blink 182 – All The Small Things Let’s face if everyone misses Tom the band isn’t the same without him everyone still bumps they’re older music

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5. Neil Diamond – Sweet Caroline Now it’s time for the oldies this song is mainly for fairs or festivals it’s a poplar group sing along

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6. Elton John – Rocket man A great song that comes from the heart when this song is played the crowed goes nuts a popular karaoke song in bars

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7. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers – Free Fallin a classic start to the night everyone enjoys this toon on the touch toon thing at the bar and it’ll get the bar going

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8. Bon Jovi – Shot Through The Heart A classic that gets the bar ROARING definitely sing along you play this and the bar automatically thinks they’re lead singers

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9. Journey – Don’t Stop Believing alright we all know this one right here but once you play this this PEOPLE go insane I’ve witnessed some crazy stuff from people standing on top of the bar dancing like an idiot to it starting bar fights don’t ask me people dig the song

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10. Kid Rock- All Summer Long no matter what the what the season is this song is ALWAYS being played it’s more of a end of the night type of song but it’s majorly popular and typically played twice a night maybe three times it seems like no one ever upset that song is over played

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10 top odd ball jobs durning covid 19

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As we all know 2020 hasn’t been the nicest to us left some of us jobless laid off and maybe even bankrupt so I’m here bringing you the 10 top odd ball jobs during this tragic time

1. Screener, some hospitals are hiring Valet Drivers to sit in front of doors take temperatures before they enter the hospital you don’t need to be extremely qualified for this job they require that you have a high school diploma or higher you don’t need any specific license most places hire 10-14 dollars an hour depending on the shift no experience required you basically just sit and greet people and take they’re temp

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2. Only Fans, since this all went down we’ve gotten a wave of Horny a lot of ladies are starting this new hip site called “Only Fans” they’re taking explicit pictures and videos of themselves and selling them on this site for a bit of side cash now a lot of these ladies are making quite some money I’ve seen some ladies making 25-500 dollars a month it goes by month and you have to wait now this job isn’t only just for the ladies men have made some decent bank I myself have tried it out if your comfortable with yourself why not give it a shot not Only Fans but porn hub as well they are paying by the views of the video so get to fucking and make that bank

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EVERYDAY IS HUMP DAY IF YOU WANNA MAKE $$$

3. Mask Makers, people found out how easy it was to make masks and they now selling them about 5$ a pop at the comfort of they’re own home some people are selling them at local stores and gas stations they’re making them out of old clothing and old blankets I feel bad for the thrift stores after all this is over they’re going to be flooded with someone’s arts and crafts if you wanna start making masks it’s pretty simple and I’m sure someone will buy that work of art

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4. Stay at home beautician, okay so if we’re all supposed to be social distancing and not supposed to go anywhere please tell me why theres people out there creating a business don’t get me wrong I’m not knocking the hustle get that money but I will say this if you’re going to make up your own business take a second to think is my certification up to date? am I sanitary enough for this? But with everything closing early and the restrictions you have to go threw just to get your feet and nails done you could make some decent money I’d say about 250-500 depending how many people wanna stop in to your homemade shop also would depend how much you charge so make sure you’re prices aren’t to jacked up! You should probably charge cheaper anyway since you’re doing it at home

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5, HOMEMADE TATTOO SHOP, some artist are working from home they don’t like sitting in the shop and figured they’d make more money by staying at home they have they’re own personal shop set up some artist make a lot of money doing this tattoos are in a high demand plus it’s an easy pack up and go job you grab you’re equipment and head on the road again gotta make sure you’re license is up to date and everything is sanitary most artists charge by tattoo but I’m sure they’re going to charge a tad bit more because they have to be up to standard a lot of the equipment sky rocketed because shops have been closed you can average 35-500 dollars per tattoo I’d say but that’s depending on what you want done PLEASE DON’T tattoo if you don’t have a license and don’t do the stick and poke thing

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6. Home Nursing Aide, now this one isn’t so odd but it’s going on this list because it’s a simple job that makes a lot of money for no reason also with all this covid 19 going on nurses are front line they have to be ready to GO in any situation but there’s company’s out there thatll pay you to drive to house to house and take care of elders most places will pay you drive time with that hefty check most places make 17-20 dollars an hour all you have todo is make sure the elder doesn’t fall and make sure they’re okay a lot of places are over night i don’t know who would wanna stay over night at a strangers house but it is what it is you’ll probably need to be first aid certified and have a high school diploma I do know there’s a major need for them right now because no one wants to be front line so go save a miserable life and feel food about yourself

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7. Amazon, another one that’s not odd but I’ve been seeing it everywhere in ads on posters in my spam email I’m not sure what’s going on with amazon but they’re desperately hiring 18.00 no experience needed they’re hiring for both driving and Wearhouse nothing needed but a drug test everyone seems to be taking this job I don’t know what’s so good about it but it’s filling up pretty quick I’m not to sure how true this is but I hear you get a discount when ordering online if you work there so why not fill out that app and find out yourself

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8. Unemployment Checks, depending how long you’ve been out of work and how much you’ve made the government passed a 600 dolor check for laid off employees from what I know it’s pretty complicated to get on unemployment but I know that’s a lot of money sitting at the comfort of your home it kinda messes with the on the line jobs but hey it helps out family’s and puts bread on the table I’m not sure how much longer it’s going to be going for but from my research it’s sticking around a lot longer than we all expected I know they just signed a thing saying they’re investing more money into it but if you wanna sit on the phone on hold for a million hours and or deal with the governments shitty website give it a shot it’s gotta he the easiest money ever made

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9. Stimulus check “second round” a lot of people haven’t gotten the first round or they just got it well I’d love to inform you we’re in the works of getting a second round that’ll help out a shit ton of people as long as you filed taxes you can get it this is probably the best thing that 2020 offered they’re playing with peoples heads but I do firmly believe it’s coming just don’t blow it on things you don’t need people took this money and blew threw it we got this money to keep us on our feet while this is going down so don’t go wasting it that’s probably why we didn’t get a second round yet they’re probably thinking do we really deserve it?

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10. Babysitting & Teachers , Schools have been closed for some time now dang I wish this could of been around when I went to school I had to skip these kids now a days don’t know what they got kids are actually missing school and that’s saying something but anyway while your starting up your fancy business or filling out that handy handy job application you don’t want screaming annoying kids around go ahead and get yourself a baby sitter I know teachers are starting up they’re own personal business and doing homeschooling making sure America don’t get stupid they’re pulling in about 50$ here and there id imagine they’re going by hour but it’s cool that teachers will spare they’re free time just todo that!

Well now that you have some job ideas go out there stop reading this and make some cash you filthy hobo! you’re friends can’t support you forever or can they 🙂

What does your alcoholic drink say about you?

Ever have trouble Finding a steady Drink at the bar? Jake Schrader gotcha covered

Alcohol has always been popular from cracking a cold one with the boys to being a sad boy at the end of the bar here are 10 alcohol drinks that might get you in a special mood

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1. Number one of the list is a mix drink called Sex on the beach it’s a newbie classic you probably just turned 21 and asked the bartender what’s a popular on the menu this is a very simple drink my advice is to drink slow a lot of the fruity drinks will get you buzzed pretty quickly and after 2 or 3 you kinda forget you’re drinking alcohol and 10/10 a party drink!

  • 1 1/2 ounces vodka
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1 1/2 ounces orange or pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 ounces cranberry juice
  • 1/2 ounce Chambord or crème de cassis (optional)
  • Garnish: cocktail umbrella
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2. Here’s one for ya this a Shot you have a craving for once in awhile if you’re going to drink this you’re probably Irish and definitely know how to handle you’re booze this is called a Jägerbomb. It has an unusual taste which some liken to cough syrup and gives you a “boost” from the alcohol-caffeine definitely a pros drink 7/10 a holiday drink this drink is not for the weak! You’re either going to love or hate this shot

  • 1 1/2 ounces Jägermeister
  • 6 ounces (1/2 can) Red Bull Energy Drink
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3. This one right here is not a popular at all but it should be it’s another shot called A LITTLE BEER this shot has nothing todo with beer it just looks like a tiny cute beer if you’re taking these shots you’re probably taking it easy it’s got a sweet taste definitely a great start to a good night a lot of people down on this drink but my advice is don’t knock it to you try it 8/10 a drink for the beginning of the night

  • 3 Parts Licor 43
  • 1 Part Heavy Cream
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4. This one right here lady’s and gentlemen is a very fancy classic drink that is now just starting to get popular it is a mix drink called a Moscow Mule it’s a cocktail made with Vodka spicy ginger beer and lime juice garnished with a slice or wedge of lime it’s popularly severed in a copper mug which takes on the cold temperatures of the. Liquid 3/10 for a party drink people who drink these are normally old and laid back Shit give it a try though

  • 1 ½ fluid ounces vodka
  • ½ fluid ounce lime juice
  • 1 cup ice cubes
  • ½ cup ginger beer
  • 1 lime wedge for garnish
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5. This one right here will Knock your socks off if it’s made right if you ask for this you’re probably not feeling the greatest or you just like tomatoes alittle to much definitely causes heart burn it’s got a tangy flavor that’ll knock that sore throat away I don’t see many young people sipping on this vampire drink and if you see some sipping on one this bad boys you probably should stay 6 ft away you can drink these quickly alot of people drink it quick cause if the taste I personally never had one but I know people who love them and get one every time they go out I’m kinda concerned for they’re help anyway 3/10 for a old the heart burn you may get

  • 1 lemon wedge
  • 1 lime wedge
  • 2 ounces vodka
  • 4 ounces tomato juice
  • 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
  • 2 tsp prepared horseradish
  • 2 dashes worcestershire sauce
  • 1 pinch celery salt
  • 1 pinch ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch smoked paprika
  • Garnish: lime wedge
  • Garnish: green olives
  • Garnish: parsley sprig
  • Garnish: celery stalk
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6. Here goes a fancy one I absolutely hate this drink I don’t know how anyone could order this nasty ass beverage GIN AND TONIC this drink is for the high class preppy people if you’re sipping on this you have some money and you think you’re the top of the line you probably think you’re the better one at the bar that boasts mainly served at weddings open bar is where it’s at but if you’re ordering this don’t forget the suit and tie because you are one fancy fuck 1/10 the taste is off and it’s oddly strong definitely a drink to get you off you’re feet

  • 2 ounces gin
  • 4 ounces tonic water
  • Garnish: 2 lime wheels
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7. Now a favorite of mine that you have to be really careful drinking is Tequila Sunrise Mann oh Mann the taste on this drink will have you falling in love but it’s so dang strong you’ll be wishing you haven’t lost count on how many you’ve had a major party drink that is extremely popular this one if for the boys a lot of people make fun of it until they try it then they fall in love like I did 10/10 for those stressful nights that have you drinking this one if for the boys!

  • 2 oz Blanco tequila
  • 4 oz Fresh orange juice
  • 1/4 oz Grenadine
  • Garnish: Orange slice
  • Garnish: Cherry
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8. OOOOHH MAN THIS SHOT RIGHT HERE it’s called The Four Horsemen this is an extra extra powerful shot that’ll knock those demons away knock those socks right off mainly a drink for the manly men that are out here at the bar everyday quick shot that’s not for the weak 10/10 for the whiskey lovers! Goood luck drink for New Years forsure

  • ¼ ounce Jim Beam bourbon
  • ¼ ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jamison Irish whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila
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9. This one is unpopular as fuck you should ask for it at the bar the name has a lot todo with the affect because it’s definitely a knock out this is called Liquid Marijuana this drink is for a drinker that’s tried everything and just wants to try something new it’s a powerful mix drink that’ll put you in SLUMP MODE! I’ve had this once just because I went to the bar I told the bartender to surprise me and I was so drunk I couldn’t even talk 10/10 in the taste department gotta be careful and drink this one slow and steady

  • 1/2 ounce Captain Morgan spiced rum
  • 1/2 ounce Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce Malibu coconut rum
  • 1/2 ounce Midori melon liqueur
  • 12 ounce pineapple juice
  • 1 splash sweet and sour mix
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10. LAST AND CERTAINLY NOT LEAST is a favorite of many people a good bar or home mix drink it’s called Caribou Lou originally made by a famous rapper named Tech N9ne the drink that makes makes you feel laid back at the beach a very relaxing drink that is easy to down and will give you the perfect buzz a very known drink if you ask the bartender to make it I’m sure they’ll know right away a good party drink not to pricy and it’s not over whelming with alcohol very tropical and sweet solid 10/10 for relaxation after a hard day you don’t want the usual you want a different taste this is FOR if you sip on this you’re probably stress free and a very laid back person a very cheerful drink that lightens the party

  • 1 oz 151-proof Rum
  • 1 oz Coconut Rum
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
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Stay tipsy, be safe, and have fun remember to be nice to your local bartender don’t drink and drive & drink responsibly have a wonderful day!

WARPED TOUR 2020

As we all know our beloved warped tour was taken away in 2019 that’s when the madness began so with everything going on I think we deserve a warped tour 2020! So Here are my personal top 10 bands I’d love to see at a warped tour reunion enjoy

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1. Bowling For Soup, I perfect comeback waiting to happen!

2. SMASHHH MOUTHHH, all I can imagine is Shrek moshing in the crowd

3.doodle bops, they’re better than Icp What can I say

4. Old blink 182, because we miss Tom

5. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, because daddy never took me to the black parade 😦

6. Lithium, because they deserve all the attention they can get

7. Sum 41, one of my favorite bands

8. LIMP BISKIT, because FRED FUCKING DURST YO

9. papa roach, because “I cut my life into pieces”

10. Puddle of mud, because she fucking hates me!

Unisex Fashion Trends

Schrader here telling you what should be wore in public and definitely SHOULD not this blog is going to cover a lot of fashion statements and it might piss off the Gen Z but let’s all realize a lot doesn’t piss them off so here we go

I wanna start this off with guys heading to the Solon now it’s okay to take care of yourself but these guys are doing the whole nine yards they are skipping Saturday with the BOIS and getting they’re nails neon purple with they’re sparking toes I personally would feel so uncomfortable heading to a Solon saying yeah “give me the works mani with a pedi and oh yeah don’t forget the color” I guess we can call it Solon Sunday’s I can only imagine a group of the bois heading to the Solon instead of cracking a cold one

Next on the list has to be for the lady’s when are you going to stop stealing clothing and never giving it back.. let’s take a moment of silence for all the hoodies & shirts guys lost because some girl seen a nice piece of clothing just to barrow and THEY NEVER GAVE IT BACK (okay if we’re being honest here I have quite a bit of styles clothes. SORRY BOSS)

Okay moment of silence is OVER.. continue the blog.. NEXT.. this ones for the gentleman wearing leggings I’m so confused on why this is a Trend NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DOWNSTAIRS MIX UP put on some skinny jeans like the rest of us and call it a day I get wearing skinny jeans but come on now you can only go so tight! How tight is tight ya know what I’m sayin 😉 (that’s what she said)

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Face masks are going on the list cause I feel like I see anything used as a face mask and half of them look like they been threw 2 percent or 3 anal surgery’s if you’re going to rock a face mask PLEASE switch them out OR get a cloth one wash it regularly a side note please stop throwing them everywhere pick them up toss them away clean up our lovely merica

Now here’s the time of the blog where I point out my favorite fashion Trend

My personal favorite & I think I need to work on is PATRIOTIC! MERICA BABYY If you are having trouble finding a style That fits you this will never let you down it’s a perfect Freedom Flow a mixture that everyone looks good in and it‘a sold at your local Walmart make sure you get there before 8:30 though!!!

1. Let’s start off with cheap old swimming trunks and if you don’t have those let’s grab some old work jeansand CHOP CHOP CHOP them bad boys at the knee make sure you don’t go above the knee because you’ll end up like one of those uh Hipsters and no one wants that

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2. NEXT.. let’s grab you a beat up merican Flag Shirt… Now we’re talking now if your in a predicament and can’t find a merican flag shirt just find the closest Harley Davidson shirt you can find & Rip the Shit out of it I promise you it’ll go with the Leather skin you’ll probably get from floating in that Walmart pool you spent ya last paycheck on

3. YOU WANNA GRAB YOURSELF A BANDANA You can either do the gardener style OR You can hand band that shit any design will do! You can also use it as a handy dandy face mask these bandanas have many uses after a long day of sweating you can wipe your head then if you believe in the rona virus you can wrap it around your mouth and head into Walmart and grab some more stylish clothing that’s hip and trendy!!

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Different kinds of Texting

In this world people take advantage of texting and this is how they do it! There are several ways to type and several ways to phrase different things for example “okay” is one of the greatest you may of been texting your loved one and you may or may not have pissed them off so they hit you with that aggressive “k” everyone absolutely LOVES!! In my eyes there are levels of these abbreviations I’m going to break these down to you the best that I can!

1. “Okay” classic conversation nothing wrong just a typical okay maybe it’s an “are you okay” type thing

2. “OK” this one is a little complicated you can tell they’re getting aggravated maybe just to lazy to type “okay” shit maybe it’s an “I’M OK” but you really aren’t thing who knows but just know you’re in the safety zone still

3. “K” ohhhh boy YOU FUCKED UP or they just don’t wanna talk if you get a straight up “k” you’re either boring and that conversation just died OR you fucked up or you’re a parent that doesn’t like texting again this has many meanings but typically you did something wrong and my advice is to leave them on read because nothing good comes from “K” at that point you’re both now aggregated and you two just need a break

NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE I LOVE YOU’S

1.“I love you” full LOVE nothing wrong with it very underrated some people just say I love you cause it’s the common thing to say but my opinion is if they take the time out of they’re sweet day and write this out they generally LOVE YOU and they’re winning big love energy right there

2. “love you” okay pause! You guys ever see the type where they just say love you back they don’t even say love you too? LIKE JUST SAY LOVE YOU TOO DAMN IT! Don’t be like “loveeee youuuuu it’s just so corny just say “love you too”! Okay back to what I was originally saying this right here is an okay thing to say you got love for the person maybe you’re in a hurry and you just leave it at love you bye! This one plays by conversation it can go both ways but if you just get a love you odds are they’re kinda upset at something but yet I could be wrong this could be a good thing who knows no one texts me so I wouldn’t know

3. “ILY” same as “k” you messed up that’s your problem and again I think you should leave them alone for bit because if you reply “ily2” it’s just going to create issues but AND THIS A BIG BUT! This might be a cute thing you two might of just got together and be texting back and forth “ilyyyyy” “HA GAY” odds are you messed up and they just don’t wanna talk to you I don’t think family dose this as much as the “k” thing but on sure it happens at the end of the day if they don’t have the time to type out “I love you” and they put “Illllyy” you’re probably the best friend in the friend zone or you fucked up

Best Vacation Places

ARE YOU TIRD OF YOUR SAME HOME TOWN WELLLLL ITS THAT TIME AGAIN HOT SWEATY SUMMER WHERE YOU JUST WANNA GET AWAY SO HERE IS 10 TOP PLACES YOU CAN GO AND ENJOY A VACATION WITH THE BOI’S

“I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m tired of this town again” – Tom Petty

1. Everyone says Florida.. NAH.. I say GOOD OL Myrtle Beach Where the bars never close and it’s a good time all the time

2. ANY SHEETS GAS STATION YOU CAN FIND! Because hey they’re food is actually Farley priced and they’re gas is sky rocket high forth the trip

3. I had some people ask me why I never set foot in Michigan but I recently changed that and found out it was the greatest experience I’ve ever witnessed the best of the best lives there and you can enjoy every little bit of your vacation there’s always a party around and you’ll end up finding the best priced fireworks in time for the fourth

4.GOOD OL Parma Ohio now this place right here is A MUST I’ve never seen so much greatness in one place they have the best beach youll lay your pretty ass on enjoy the view of the geese that are super friendly you can walk right up to them and won’t be harmed they have a wonderful selective mall right next the beach so you can get your shop on! Some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet in your life a wonderful treat for the family

5. Now before I mention this place I’ve personally never been there but reading up on it Chicago Has the best hang out for hipsters get your coffee on extra expresso for the win great for the bois and don’t forget to rent a scooter

6. East of Cleveland Ohio! Man oh man the fancy of the fanciest lives here! The best priced meats around great for camping make sure you bring a tent and an extra pack of cigarettes it’s much needed they’re best hang out has to be the flats where you can get wasted for less than 5.00 and enjoy your stay a lot of famous people have been here and could not leave! It’s like they got “kidnapped” or something I’m not sure but definitely check it out it’s a MUST

7.Home of the ROCK Memphis Tennessee if you haven’t been here already A MUSSSSSTTTTTTTT they have the best country blow outs there can be bike nights every night kinda of a perfect scenery for the kids lessons will be roughy taught here from how to shoot a .22 to how to play the banjo definitely would rent a hotel and enjoy the pools that are around some of the cleanest water you don’t have to filter just drink away you may or may not be drunk after drinking fairly warned

8. THE LAND OF THE FREE New YORK. Yeah yeah yeah everyone talks down on it butt now it’s just getting good youre going to want to pack an extra new port cigarette for this one grab them rusty timberlands that you’ve been wearing to work for 12 years put them on and head on youre good ol way down to be free make sure you wear all blue that’s they’re color down there don’t be surprised if you get called a Yankee from that I know that’s a compliment

9. NEW NEW NEW MEXICO the new and approved some of the greatest people live there they love they’re guests there pretty welcoming with they’re lovely services they have some the best scenery and they’re home of the best dancers so before you go take a tango class the perfect place to let it go

10. Gooooooodd LA where everyone leaves where they’re from just to become famous and fail not a place to live but a place to relax and let it all go freeeeeee wait that’s everywhere anyway if you wanna party it won’t stop I’m going to guess they some help down there so why not go visit and check up on everyone the sky’s are blue and the air smells like lost dreams prepare to pack lots of lost achievements and probably a set of tissues because this place is so damn beautiful!!

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Things to Name Your alternative Band

Are you a first starting artist? Did you find yourself on google trying to find a perfect band name? Yeah? Me too well I think I can help out there bud here are 10 band names YOU COULD USE

The key is to keep it 3 simple words something smooth and catchy!

1. Venom the ass “I’d listen to them”

2. AS OF TOMORROW

3. PUSSY CAT DOLLS? “Fuck it why not bring that back”

4. Goats in the shower

5. Classic Bougie Ratchet

6. Fred Durst Curse “cover band?”

7. Taco Bell hell

8. BEST OF CUCK

9. Roses for Brenda

10. Where’s the Cockring

Where do I put it?

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WHERE DO I PUT IT IS A QUESTION A MAN SHOULD NEVER ASK HIS LADY!

I said screw that Sooo here are some places you could in fact “put it”!

•Heater vent! (hot and sticky)

•The Bathtub (This isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub)

•Random Belly button

•In the fridge next to the ranch

•The bottom of the stove that no one uses (what’s that thing called?)

•Inside A Honda Civic (gass tank recommended)

•The bosses studio (My personal favorite)

•The inside of a Flex seal can (not sponsored)

•Behind the bar

•Fresh bedsheets (black light needed).

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If You Could Have Witnessed An Event In History, Which Would You Choose? And Why?

MY LOVE FOR FURBYS.. AND….

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I started my love for Furbys in about mid 2000’s since I am in fact a 90’s baby i’d beg my mother to head to McDonald’s it started up there then just about last week .

I bought a complete set for $86.00

I would of loved to be there for the idea 

I would & still have so many ideas for these little guys my favorite has to be this guy because that’s what my inner soul looks like.

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But anyway that’s why I would of loved to whiteness the making of FURBBBYYYS*

!!!!NOW TO BE REALISTIC!!!!

Well while we’re all here and I have everyone’s attention  I’ll add one more historical event I would have LOVED TO WITNESS! 

 This is the making of styles hit band Lithium they make the greatest music I’ve ever heard and they’re totally not a lame.

I would of loved to sat down while they’re created they’re greatness from the name to the studio sessions everything about this band is A1 SINCE DAY 1 

And if I could go back when it all started I totally would thank you style for making 

Such great music over the years 

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