Currently enlisted in The United States Air-Force, Evan also serves as a writer for StylesRebelRadio.com. Along with providing the voice for many of The Rebel Podcast’s ads, Evan serves as the lead guitarist for Lithium alongside Style. Writing under the name “MiztaPige” Evan also is no stranger to the aliases of; Leif Cassidy, Lord Pigeon, Pigeon Master, and The Chip Enthusiast. In his free time, Evan finds solace in nature, music , and capping off his day with a large glass of milk and a few puffs of a cigarette.
Bees Aren’t Birds
Everybody loves bees and everybody LOVES birds though they work for the government. All everybody talks about is the birds and the bees and how they’re the bees knees but nobody talks about the bees and the birds and how they’re the birds knees. This is a scientific theses supported by bibliographic evidence on how… Continue reading Bees Aren’t Birds
Types of Chumps You Meet Hiking
As a somewhat experienced hiker myself. The general hiking crowd knows about these certain stereotypes and it rubs off on them in either positive or VERY negative ways. Most of these listed are going to follow the latter category, so enjoy. 1) The Yogi Known as the most spiritual hikers out on the trail, these… Continue reading Types of Chumps You Meet Hiking
The Time I Shit In Steve Austin’s House
I walked into His house after having a crazy evening out at the store and took a biiiig ole shit. Next thing yaknow He walks in and goes, “Aw hell no! Well goddamn son. That’s the worst dhuke I’ve ever smelt!”
I Died and Woke Up Benching
It was a typical afternoon after the bombs fell. Sierra was helping me prepare my favorite gin and coke when I randomly got this urge to just punch something. No, my name isn’t Kyle and I don’t drink monsters everyday but sometimes you just get that urge to break things yaknow? I walked outside and… Continue reading I Died and Woke Up Benching
Fallout Enemies That Looked Better In the Past
The new engine has its perks and it’s flaws. We all know that. But there are some things that many of us can agree on, and it’s the design of the newer gen enemies looking a little…different. Molerats Nexusmods.com Fallout.fandom.com The newer models of molerats just seem to look way less menacing than previous Fallout… Continue reading Fallout Enemies That Looked Better In the Past
My Wife Got Chlamydia From Online Porn
Doggystyle?!! We’re not animals! I know my wife better than that. She may have a habit of getting her hand stuck in the car door, and I am a handy man myself. When it comes to blue collar jobs however, it’s a no go for me. Growing up in the church, I assumed that all… Continue reading My Wife Got Chlamydia From Online Porn
The Time I Lost My Wife In a Hang-gliding Incident
It was 2008. At the time, my wife and I were struggling sexually. Not in an erectile dysfunction type of way, but in an adventurous way. We needed to spice things up a little yaknow? So one morning, we saw an ad in the paper. We knew that this was exactly what we needed. It… Continue reading The Time I Lost My Wife In a Hang-gliding Incident
Why Fallout Should Have Vehicles
The Fallout series by Bethesda has been experiencing a drop in sales over the past few years. Ever since Fallout 76, less and less people are becoming interested in the story and franchise. My boss and I were recently in a meeting discussing what would cause an increase of sales, and I proposed the idea… Continue reading Why Fallout Should Have Vehicles
Console Player Stereotypes
This post goes towards the console players and the demographic that fits us all so perfectly. We all know people that are like this. The Eater We all love joining a party or game chat just to hear what Xx_deathk1llR_xX had for lunch. These people are probable one of the most annoying when it comes… Continue reading Console Player Stereotypes
Best Uses For A Greenscreen
Everybody knows that the ways to modern cinema either involves real life locations, CGI, or a green screen. Green screens have been used for multiple cinematic masterpieces, so today I am going to discuss the best uses for green screens around the world. You Can Literally Be In Minecraft Why spend your Saturday morning with… Continue reading Best Uses For A Greenscreen
Best Video Games To Play Alone
When none of your friends are awake and online, you get a feeling of loneliness and isolation that can’t be put into words. When working night shifts, you would tend to find yourself in this situation every weekend. A way to cope with this feeling is to play these certain video games alone. This is… Continue reading Best Video Games To Play Alone
Greatest Midnight Snacks
Alright listen, we all know that midnight snacks are the best snacks. But to determine which snack is the best is where the debate lies. So I (The Pidge) am going to determine which midnight snack is the most popular and best overall based on my totally credible sources… Here we go. 10.) Hot Pockets… Continue reading Greatest Midnight Snacks
Best Ways To Trash Talk In Video Games
The new era of trash talking is here. It all started in the golden days of Halo 3 and Call of Duty. But now that the new era of video games is here, there are new ways that people have discovered to trash talk. This list is to show you how to win every single… Continue reading Best Ways To Trash Talk In Video Games
2 A.M. At Denny’s
Let’s just say that today while working at the water treatment plant, you had a run in with your boss’s ex-wife who happens to be your mom and while looking at her, you think to yourself, “I could really use some fucking pancakes right now.” So you quit your job and out of pure excitement,… Continue reading 2 A.M. At Denny’s
How Much Wood Is Too Much?
It’s a rainy night and you just burned down a kitchen making waffles. You’re distraught because you can’t enjoy your favorite 2 A.M. meal but you’re feeling something way worse than anger. You’re scared. You’re scared because years ago, you fought a giant battle within yourself. A battle that little make it out of alive,… Continue reading How Much Wood Is Too Much?
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