Half Point’s Little Red Shitbox Memorial Page

Here lies possibly the worst car to have ever sputtered down the road. Half Point’s 2001 Saturn was driven without break lines downhill during a hard rain where Half Point promptly stopped his vehicle by slamming it into the bumper of the car in front if him. The red Saturn was stocked with absolutely no breaks, the mirror of a 2003 Buick rubber cemented and glued down, a broken ignition which required the removal of the car battery for every trip, a missing rear quarter window, half of a engine metal orange spray paint job accented by a golden spray paint trim.

Please Pay Your Respects Below

#RIPShitbox

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