Greatest Midnight Snacks

Alright listen, we all know that midnight snacks are the best snacks. But to determine which snack is the best is where the debate lies. So I (The Pidge) am going to determine which midnight snack is the most popular and best overall based on my totally credible sources… Here we go.

10.) Hot Pockets

Let’s face it, we all know that pizza or a hot pocket is god-like food to consume late in the evening, but there are its downsides. Let’s start out with the fact that you have to be awake and mobile enough to cook it and eat it. Personally, I never have enough energy to get up out of my bed and have the urge to go cook. This is why I rank it number 10.

9.) Leftovers

Leftovers usually tend to sooth people’s sweet spots when it comes to breakfast or lunch for the upcoming week, but from my personal experience, there is nothing else like heating up the dinner that you had the night before when all other fast food delivery services are beginning to close. Leftover pizza or spaghetti is a must-try for a midnight snack.

8.) Soda

We all know that water is delicious in the middle of the night right as you wake up, but have you ever had the sweet taste of an orange soda or a Pepsi as soon as you wake up. I will tell you that there is no other taste in the world than this one. The carbonation and the sweetness of the flavor will sooth and calm down whatever feeling you are experiencing in the moment.

7.) Cereal

Sit down, grab a nice glass of juice, and enjoy the night to yourself by chowing down on some delicious cereal. Cereal was clearly designed for breakfast but because you’re feeling adventurous, you decide that this philosophy does not apply to you any longer. So you chow down and enjoy your own personal freedom of judgement.

6.) A Basic Sandwich

An easy and reliable solution for your hunger in the middle of the night comes with basic fridge-found food between two pieces of bread. This option is often difficult in the middle of the night but extremely rewarding.

5.) Nicotine

If you know, you know. Anybody that consumes nicotine will understand that waking up in the middle of the night in a drunken stuper or just having a bad dream can be easily calmed with a little nicotine. Every smoker can agree that the greatest nicotine buzz of the day is as soon as you wake up.

4.) Taco Bell

When in doubt, always go for the Bell. Always coming in clutch with its late hours, Taco Bell has quenched the hunger and thirst of millions in the wee small hours of the morning. Seriously, if you haven’t, try a burrito at midnight when nobody else is awake.

3.) Water

Your friend that has always been there by your side whenever you’re in need. The basic fluid that controls 70% of your bodies is bound to be in the top three of this list. Drinking water when being awake in the early hours of the morning is both healthy and satisfying.

2.) Gas Station Food

Open 24/7. Gas stations are always safe refuge for the hungry late at night. With an extremely large demographic of truckers, night owls, and stoners/drinkers, gas stations have always provided comfort for those needing a late night snack.

1.) Chocolate Cookies

The greatest and most popular midnight snack for anybody that wakes up with a sweet tooth. Chocolate cookies are always there for you when you don’t care about your health and only car about satisfaction. The sweet taste will make you feel like a child again and tell your body to relax and stop worrying about what you were thinking about. With an even combination with these cookies and milk, your night will feel just right.

What I Was Gonna Put.) Alcohol

Always a good choice when pulling an all-nighter for high-risk, high-reward, alcohol isn’t necessarily the best for going to sleep unless you consume a large amount of it. If you do plan on this, expect to be awake for a few hours regretting what you did. This combined with nicotine will determine how your night is going to go.

What does your alcoholic drink say about you?

Ever have trouble Finding a steady Drink at the bar? Jake Schrader gotcha covered

Alcohol has always been popular from cracking a cold one with the boys to being a sad boy at the end of the bar here are 10 alcohol drinks that might get you in a special mood

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1. Number one of the list is a mix drink called Sex on the beach it’s a newbie classic you probably just turned 21 and asked the bartender what’s a popular on the menu this is a very simple drink my advice is to drink slow a lot of the fruity drinks will get you buzzed pretty quickly and after 2 or 3 you kinda forget you’re drinking alcohol and 10/10 a party drink!

  • 1 1/2 ounces vodka
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1 1/2 ounces orange or pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 ounces cranberry juice
  • 1/2 ounce Chambord or crème de cassis (optional)
  • Garnish: cocktail umbrella
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2. Here’s one for ya this a Shot you have a craving for once in awhile if you’re going to drink this you’re probably Irish and definitely know how to handle you’re booze this is called a Jägerbomb. It has an unusual taste which some liken to cough syrup and gives you a “boost” from the alcohol-caffeine definitely a pros drink 7/10 a holiday drink this drink is not for the weak! You’re either going to love or hate this shot

  • 1 1/2 ounces Jägermeister
  • 6 ounces (1/2 can) Red Bull Energy Drink
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3. This one right here is not a popular at all but it should be it’s another shot called A LITTLE BEER this shot has nothing todo with beer it just looks like a tiny cute beer if you’re taking these shots you’re probably taking it easy it’s got a sweet taste definitely a great start to a good night a lot of people down on this drink but my advice is don’t knock it to you try it 8/10 a drink for the beginning of the night

  • 3 Parts Licor 43
  • 1 Part Heavy Cream
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4. This one right here lady’s and gentlemen is a very fancy classic drink that is now just starting to get popular it is a mix drink called a Moscow Mule it’s a cocktail made with Vodka spicy ginger beer and lime juice garnished with a slice or wedge of lime it’s popularly severed in a copper mug which takes on the cold temperatures of the. Liquid 3/10 for a party drink people who drink these are normally old and laid back Shit give it a try though

  • 1 ½ fluid ounces vodka
  • ½ fluid ounce lime juice
  • 1 cup ice cubes
  • ½ cup ginger beer
  • 1 lime wedge for garnish
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5. This one right here will Knock your socks off if it’s made right if you ask for this you’re probably not feeling the greatest or you just like tomatoes alittle to much definitely causes heart burn it’s got a tangy flavor that’ll knock that sore throat away I don’t see many young people sipping on this vampire drink and if you see some sipping on one this bad boys you probably should stay 6 ft away you can drink these quickly alot of people drink it quick cause if the taste I personally never had one but I know people who love them and get one every time they go out I’m kinda concerned for they’re help anyway 3/10 for a old the heart burn you may get

  • 1 lemon wedge
  • 1 lime wedge
  • 2 ounces vodka
  • 4 ounces tomato juice
  • 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
  • 2 tsp prepared horseradish
  • 2 dashes worcestershire sauce
  • 1 pinch celery salt
  • 1 pinch ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch smoked paprika
  • Garnish: lime wedge
  • Garnish: green olives
  • Garnish: parsley sprig
  • Garnish: celery stalk
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6. Here goes a fancy one I absolutely hate this drink I don’t know how anyone could order this nasty ass beverage GIN AND TONIC this drink is for the high class preppy people if you’re sipping on this you have some money and you think you’re the top of the line you probably think you’re the better one at the bar that boasts mainly served at weddings open bar is where it’s at but if you’re ordering this don’t forget the suit and tie because you are one fancy fuck 1/10 the taste is off and it’s oddly strong definitely a drink to get you off you’re feet

  • 2 ounces gin
  • 4 ounces tonic water
  • Garnish: 2 lime wheels
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7. Now a favorite of mine that you have to be really careful drinking is Tequila Sunrise Mann oh Mann the taste on this drink will have you falling in love but it’s so dang strong you’ll be wishing you haven’t lost count on how many you’ve had a major party drink that is extremely popular this one if for the boys a lot of people make fun of it until they try it then they fall in love like I did 10/10 for those stressful nights that have you drinking this one if for the boys!

  • 2 oz Blanco tequila
  • 4 oz Fresh orange juice
  • 1/4 oz Grenadine
  • Garnish: Orange slice
  • Garnish: Cherry
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8. OOOOHH MAN THIS SHOT RIGHT HERE it’s called The Four Horsemen this is an extra extra powerful shot that’ll knock those demons away knock those socks right off mainly a drink for the manly men that are out here at the bar everyday quick shot that’s not for the weak 10/10 for the whiskey lovers! Goood luck drink for New Years forsure

  • ¼ ounce Jim Beam bourbon
  • ¼ ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jamison Irish whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila
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9. This one is unpopular as fuck you should ask for it at the bar the name has a lot todo with the affect because it’s definitely a knock out this is called Liquid Marijuana this drink is for a drinker that’s tried everything and just wants to try something new it’s a powerful mix drink that’ll put you in SLUMP MODE! I’ve had this once just because I went to the bar I told the bartender to surprise me and I was so drunk I couldn’t even talk 10/10 in the taste department gotta be careful and drink this one slow and steady

  • 1/2 ounce Captain Morgan spiced rum
  • 1/2 ounce Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce Malibu coconut rum
  • 1/2 ounce Midori melon liqueur
  • 12 ounce pineapple juice
  • 1 splash sweet and sour mix
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10. LAST AND CERTAINLY NOT LEAST is a favorite of many people a good bar or home mix drink it’s called Caribou Lou originally made by a famous rapper named Tech N9ne the drink that makes makes you feel laid back at the beach a very relaxing drink that is easy to down and will give you the perfect buzz a very known drink if you ask the bartender to make it I’m sure they’ll know right away a good party drink not to pricy and it’s not over whelming with alcohol very tropical and sweet solid 10/10 for relaxation after a hard day you don’t want the usual you want a different taste this is FOR if you sip on this you’re probably stress free and a very laid back person a very cheerful drink that lightens the party

  • 1 oz 151-proof Rum
  • 1 oz Coconut Rum
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
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Stay tipsy, be safe, and have fun remember to be nice to your local bartender don’t drink and drive & drink responsibly have a wonderful day!

The Trick To Buying Booze Past 10pm

Ohio State Governor Mike DeWine has issued an emergency ruling stating that the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants will be limited to 10pm. Should this ruling be approved by The Ohio Liquor Control Commision, it will be put into effect July 31st 2020. Not only will this proposal ban the sale of alcohol past 10pm but it also declares that any previously served beverages are to be finished by the 11 o’clock hour. Many citizens of Ohio as well as surrounding states now fear the removal of alcohol sales from gas stations as well as the closure of state liquor stores.

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So now what, you get off work after a long day and want to sit down and grab a drink with a couple buddies, low and behold there isn’t a place within 100 miles that will provide you the alcohol. Fear not, there is an alternative! I’ve compiled a handful of ways of ensure you will still be able to get plastered while Mike DeWine leveys for prohibition!

1.What About Mouthwash?


When it comes down to it you can’t beat the classics. Trevor Moore put it best, “You don’t need ID to buy it and you can’t show up too late”. While we here at in no way support underage drinking, mouthwash has been known to deliver in large quantities to consenting adults. Don’t forget that minty fresh breath!

2. Rub It In, Rub It In

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Cracking open a first aid kit with the boys? Hell it is in the name! Desperate times call for desperate measures why not clean up your boo boos on the inside as well as the out! Just keep the number for poison control near by.

3. Clean Up Before She Comes

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Look good, smell good, feel good. Cologne typically contains alcohol somewhere between 50 and 90 percent! On the flip side of that if you’ve ever had to get all gussied up in a hurry, you can probably vouge for the fact no matter how good it may smell, cologne will never taste as good.

4. At Least It’s Clean… Right?

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Alright now hear me out, Windshield wiper fluid contains methanol as a prime ingredient. Methanol is actually an extreme industrial alcohol , so yes.. this would get you pretty plastered. I mean hell, Juul pods contain the same chemical components as antifreeze and people actually smoke those!

If you’ve made it to this section of the article I’d assume you are smart enough to not try any of these. I don’t think I really need to but just in case there was any doubt, This article is entirely satirical and noting listed above should ever be consumed in any fasit. Neither I, Nor anybody at condone any form of underage drinking or the consumption of any of the items listed above. As always, drink responsibly.