Sex Facts That You Need To Know

I know I haven’t had a sex blog in a while and I didn’t want any of you getting dry out there so here we go.

Did you know that the clitoris is the only bodily organ that exists solely for sexual pleasure? And blue balls isn’t just a term made up by horny (and disgruntled) teenage boys? It’s actually a real problem!

Fact: The world’s largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

Fact: The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

Fact: The average male > orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

Fact: The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

Fact: One out of every six Americans aged 14 to 49 has a genital herpes HSV-2 infection.

Fact: After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.

Fact: The most common cause of penile rupture is vigorous masturbation. If that happens, you’re doing it wrong.

Fact: When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

Fact: The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. It’s an optimistic organ.

Fact: Despite what men claim, only 15 percent have a penis longer than seven inches. Only 3 percent have a penis more than eight inches long.

Fact: Orgasms can lower a woman’s risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer, and depression.

blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

Scholastic Book Fair

…but for adults

I’d imagine that the adult scholastic book fair would possibly offer a wide range of different categories of books, magazines, planners, and adult coloring books like the ones with the swear words. As well as tiny do dad’s similar to the chocolate bar calculator, drum stick pencils, and slap bracelet rulers but more like a small dehumidifier, google homes, and maybe small DIY kits.

The book categories:

• Romance novels

• Pornographic magazines

• Pre-mentioned adult coloring books

• All the Harry Potters of course

• Planners

• Writing prompt books

• Anime items

• Political genre

• And many more

I do believe that an adult scholastic book fair would be amazing, do it in the same style as well like it would be a pop-up shop in your local library or even better a pop-up at your nearest Barnes and Nobel.

In truest scholastic book fair fashion all the proceeds would go to something good, but have I put that much thought into this, no.

Anyway I will always be mentally at the scholastic book fair and I will not rest until I get to go to another one.

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Top 10 Best Grey’s Anatomy

Don’t get me wrong there are so many amazing characters in this show so narrowing it down to my top 10 is a hard task but here I go.

10. Dr. Preston Burke

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I know what a lot of people would say, I know he really hurt Cristina and everything he did with the Harper Avery without her name was not okay, but he I think he really came back and made it up to her when he gave her the opportunity of a lifetime and that honestly made him look so much better in my eyes.

9. Richard Webber

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I thought Richard would be higher on the list but as I think about it Richard was a big asshole that had a handful of good moments but I do believe that were he never to be on the show it would lack a very important role model for the younger characters to look up to as well as his own personal demons he struggled with added a certain depth to the storyline.

8. Maggie Pierce

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Maggie came in at just the right time in the show, Lexi was gone and we needed something new for Meredith to go through that wasn’t life threatening for a change but, I do like Maggie as a character she’s young, she’s smart and she brings a lot to the table.

7. Jackson Avery

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Jackson is a very pretty face I think he may be one of my favorite male characters on the show, his initial relationship really was my favorite it was truly sad when it ended.

6. Jo Wilson

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Jo is one bad ass girl power type of girl I love how strong she is and how she makes women feel all around love her but kind of wish she would have asked for help with her husband a lot sooner.

5. Arizona Robbins

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All I have to say is that I thoroughly enjoyed happy pre-plane crash Arizona, after the crash when she was mean to Callie and then cheated on her that was not her finest hour but when she starts working under Herman is when I really start to respect her the most.

4. Callie Torres

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Callie is by far the funniest character with the shittiest love life cheated on by both spouses and still kept her humor but honestly I really wish all the drama between Callie and Arizona never would have happened I would have loved for them to remain happy and remain together.

3. April Kepner

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I am not going to lie but I hated April when she first showed up but all she went through really changed her into the kind of person that I look and and just think “wow what an amazing person” even when she joined the Army I didn’t doubt for a second that she didn’t need to be there.

2. Lexie Grey

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Lexi oh man she is number 2 on the list mainly because I needed more time with her, her love story with Mark needed to be explored more and she was gone way too quickly she was played flawlessly and her character progression though the time she was there was beyond outstanding.

1. Owen Hunt

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I love Owen he’s a soft caring and stern simply put he is an all around well rounded character, Owen and Cristina was honestly a missed connection but I really couldn’t imagine an Owen Hunt not wanting children as well as I couldn’t really imagine Cristina wanting children but Owen Hunt 100% best Grey’s Character!

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90 Thoughts I’ve had while rewatching Grey’s Anatomy

I have watched Grey’s Anatomy so many times so I decided it was about time I share my thoughts when watching Grey’s Anatomy, so please be warned they’re many spoilers ahead. As much as I don’t want you to switch off from my blog, if you’ve not watched every seasons – please click off now. 


This is bound to be a long post, so shall we get started? 


1. YOU DON’T REALISE HOW IMPORTANT RICHARD INTERN SPEECH REALLY IS.
“Say hello to your competition. Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty, five of you will crack under the pressure, two of you will be asked to leave. This is your starting line. This is your arena. How well you play, that’s up to you”


2. MIRANDA BAILEY IS A QUEEN. 


3. OH BOY THESE RELATIONSHIPS ARE TOXIC AS HELL. 


4. I DON’T THINK I SHIP MERDER IN THE FIRST 5 SEAONS, SEASON 6 IS THE SEASON FOR THEM.

 5. QUITE FRANKLY DEREK IS ABIT OF AN ASS. 


6. BUT MER SAYING PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, LOVE ME’

7.  WHEN ADELE SAYS ‘THAT’S NOT THE SHE HE WAS LOOKING FOR’


8. THE EPISODE WITH THE BOMB IN THE CHEST IS INTENSE. 

9. AW WHEN GEORGE HELPS BAILEY GIVE BIRTH. 

10. BUT HIM AND IZZIE GETTING TOGETHER WAS WEIRD. 

11. WOW, ACTUALLY THOSE TWO ARE REALLY ANNOYING AS A COUPLE.

 12. I’M NEVER READY FOR THE EMOTIONS I FEEL WITH DENNY DUQUETTE.

13. WHY DO ALL THEY KILL OFF THE GOOD ONES (this is a recurring thought fyi)


14. 007 – WHEN THEY REALISE THEY’RE TRYING TO SAVE GEORGES LIFE, OH.

 
15. OMG, I FORGOT ABOUT THE HOSPITAL MERGER 


16. THE SHOOTING EPISODE REALLY HITS DIFFERENTLY THOUGH.

 
17. THE MUSICAL EPISODE DOESN’T GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES.

 
18. HOW DID I MISS MARK SLOAN DATING TEDDY???

 
19. BUT WHEN THE RESIDENTS TAKE CALLIE TO SEE HER BABY, OW MY HEART. 


20. BREAKS MY HEART WHEN ADELE IS DIAGNOSED WITH ALZHEIMER’S & THAT MEREDITH RUINS HER CLINICAL TRIAL TO HELP HER. 


21. OH AND AROUND THE SAME TIME STEALS ZOLA – THIS FELT SO RANDOM. 


22. TEDDY MARRYING HENRY TO GIVE HIM HEALTHCARE, CRAZY.

 
23. WHEN HE NEEDS LIFE SAVING SURGERY BUT REFUSES TO LET CHRISTINA KNOW IT’S HIM, POOR CHRISTINA. 


24. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THE DIRTY TO OWEN – I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LOVE OR HATE HIM.

 
25. I HATE THE FACT FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON LEXIE & MARK AREN’T TOGETHER – AND THEN THEY DIE. I’LL ALWAYS BE ANGRY AT THIS.

 
26. BUT AW, THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BOARDS WHEN THE APRIL & JACKSON LOVE STORY BEGINS. 


27. HONESTLY DON’T GET ME STARTED ON MY THOUGHTS ON THE PLANE CRASH, TOO MANY EMOTIONS. 


28. OR THE FACT WE WERE LEAD TO BELIEVE MARK WAS GOING TO SURVIVE IT… 


29. BAILEY LEAVING HER WEDDING TO HELP SAVE ADELE’S LIFE. I REALLY APPRECIATE HER & WEBBER’S RELATIONSHIP AT THIS POINT. 


30. MY HEART WHEN JACKSON SUGGESTS RENAMING THE HOSPITAL GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL, SO MANY TEARS. 

31. MATHEW DOING A FLASH-DANCE TO PROPOSE – SO FRICKIN’ CUTE. 


32. THEY REALLY SHOW HOW MEREDITH IS A BAD-ASS WHEN SHE HAS HER C-SECTION IN THE POWER OUTAGE. 


33. JEEZH I FORGET HOW INTENSE THIS SHOW IS.

34. ARIZONA & APRIL GETTING DRUNK IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET IS THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

35. MAKES ME SAD WHEN MEREDITH & CHRISTINA ARE FIGHTING

36. I KNOW I SHOULDN’T BUT I TOTALLY SUPPORT JACKSON STOPPING APRILS WEDDING WITH MATHEW.

37. LITTLE GUTTED WE DON’T SEE A PROPER WEDDING FROM THEM THOUGH.

38. SEEING CHRISTINA & OWEN’S ALTERNATIVE ENDINGS & HAVING TO ACCEPT THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP BEING OVER IS FOR THE BEST, REALLY BREAKS MY HEART.

39. BUT MEREDITH & OWEN SURPRISING CHRISTINA  TO SUPPORT HER AT THE HARPER AVERY AWARDS IS SUCH A PURE MOMENT.

40. BUT THE POLITICS BEHIND HER NOT BEING ABLE TO WIN, UGH.

41. OH SHIT, I FORGOT BURKE RETURNS & ASKED CHRISTINA TO RUN A HOSPITAL FOR HIM.

42. EVEN WHEN THEY FIRE MURPHY BUT SHE RETURNS TO HELP WITH A HUGE TRAUMA ANYWAYS – KINDA LOVE THIS GIRL.

43. HE IS NOT THE SUN, YOU ARE. ALREADY MISS YA CHRISTINA x

44.  HOW? DID? ELISE GREY? HIDE? A? PREGNANCY?

45. IT BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE APRIL & JACKSON LOOSE SAMUEL.

46. OH SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT DR HERMAN – SHE’S A BADASS AND I KINDA LOVE HER.

47. I NEED TO ADOPT AMEILA SHEPARDS SUPERHERO POSE FOR FUTURE POSI-VIBES

48. I KINDA HATE HOW THEY SEND DEREK OFF FROM SEASON 11, ONLY TO BRING HIM BACK FOR HIM TO BE KILLED OFF.

49. I LOVED DEREK THIS TIME ROUND OMG, I’M STILL HEARTBROKEN ABOUT THIS.

50. SERIOUSLY THEY MAKE DEREK A HERO AT THE CAR CRASH AND THEN KILL HIM…NOT THAT I’M BITTER.

52. OH AND THEN IT’S LIKE HE’S BEEN COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT.

53. BUT YAS TO CHIEF BAILEY!

54. RICHARD WEBBER HELPING ARIZONA PICK UP DATES IN THE BEST

55. I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I CRIED OVER THE FIREFIGHTER WHOS HEART YOU COULD SEE BECAUSE OF BURNS, OW 😦

56. MY HEART WAS RACING SO MUCH WHEN MEREDITH GETS ATTACKS, THAT WHOLE EPISODE I WAS SO TENSE.

57. ‘YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FAMILY’.. THE MOMENT ALEX SAYS ‘EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN ROOM IS HER FAMILY’ – THE TEARS MAN..

58. I CAN’T DECIDE WHO’S RIGHT/WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO JACKSON AND APRIL GETTING DIVORCED – THAT FLASHBACK EPISODE I WAS SO TORN

59. BUT OMG WHEN BEN HAS TO DO HER C-SECTION ON MEREDITHS KITCHEN TABLE.

60.  I FORGOT THAT ALEX BEAT DELUCA

61. ALSO HATE THAT THIS WAS THE SAME EPISODE I NOTICED HOW I LOVE ALEX & MEREDITHS RELATIONSHIP.

62. MAJORITY OF SEASON 13 HAS BEEN ABOUT GETTING RICHARD WEBBER FIRED (I THINK?) AND I’M SO BORED OF IT.

63. LIKE MINICK, YOU BORE ME. SORRY HUN.

64. SO MANY TEARS WHEN MAGGIE’S MOM DIES

65. BUT OMG I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN MEREDITH EXPLAINS THAT ELISE’S ASHES WERE POURED DOWN THE SINK IN OR 2.

66. THE PLANE EPISODE WHEN MER & NATHAN HAVE TO SAVE LIVES WHILE IN THE AIR.

67. THE EMOTIONS I FEEL WHEN EDWARDS IS CAPTURED BY THE RAPIST, BUT ALSO SETS HIM ON FIRE AND SAVE THE LITTLE GIRLS LIFE. THE TEARS MAN.

68. OMG AND THE MOMENT WHEN NATHAN HEARS THAT MEGANS ALIVE AND MEREDITH SAYS ‘IF THIS WERE DEREK, ID HAVE ALREADY LEFT’. I CAN’T STOP CRYING.

69. AMELIA BRINGING BACK SUPERHERO POSE BEFORE HER OWN BRAIN SURGERY.


70. UGH THE MAGGIE & JACKSON STORY LINE BORES ME FROM THE BEGINNING.

71. BUT MEREDITH BEING NOMINATED FOR A HARPER AVERY, MY LIL HEARTS IS SO PROUD. 


72. AW BUT THE 300TH EPISODE HAVING BABY IZZIE, GEORGE AND CHRISTINA. CUTE LITTLE NOD TO THE ORIGINAL CAST. 


73. UGH MY BODY GOES SO COLD WHEN JO’S HUSBAND FINDS HER. 


74. I AM HEARTBROKEN BY THE EPISODE WHEN THE BLACK TEENAGE BOY IS SHOT TRYING TO GET INTO HIS HOUSE. THE FACT THIS IS REALITY AND THIS IS THE WORLD THAT WE’RE LIVING IN.  


75. I CAN’T STAND OWEN AND TEDDY…


76. MY HEART ACHES FOR APRIL WHEN SHE’S STRUGGLING WITH HER FAITH AND WHATS HAPPENING IN HER LIFE. 


77. IT’S SO SWEET THAT JACKSON IS TRYING TO HELP HER. 

78. AND THE TEARS, WHEN SHE’S SPEAKING WITH ELI AND PRETENDS TO BE HIS WIFE BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY. BUT HE GETS TO SAY GOODBYE AND FEEL THAT PEACE AND MY HEART. 

79. OH BUT DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE HARPER AVERY SCANDAL – ALTHOUGH I WAS REALLY MOVED BY THE CHANGING THE FOUNDATION NAME TO THE CATHERINE FOX FOUNDATION! UGH MY HEART! 


80.  I WAS ALWAYS SO ANGRY THAT THEY WROTE ARIZONA AND APRIL OUT THE SHOW – BUT HOW THEY CLOSED THEIR STORIES WAS AMAZING! 


81. WATCHING APRIL AND MATHEW GET MARRIED – AND WITH JACKSON BY HER SIDE WAS, UGH HOW CUTE! 


82. THE EPISODE WITH THE DAY OF THE DEAD & THEY NOD TO EVERYONE WHO’S PASSED AWAY, I AM CRYING! 


83. MEREDITH AND DELUCA CONFUSES ME… 

84. AND SO SAD WHEN CATHERINE IS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER.   

85. MEREDITH SPENDING THE FINAL MOMENTS WITH THATCHER IS SO SWEET.


86. BETTY’S PARENTS TRYING TO TAKE LEO AWAY FROM OWEN MAKES ME SO SAD. 

87. WATCHING JO FIND HER MOM 😦 


88. BUT THE WAY SHE HELPS THE LADY WHO WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED, AND HOW ALL THE EPISODE FOCUSED JUST ON THE WOMEN & THEM HELPING THE LADY, MY HEART. 

  89. I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS SCHMIT IS MY FAV INTERN EVER

90. AND SEEING HIM BE THE HERO TO HELP LUCAS RIPLEY – I LOVE HIM

89. THE LITTLE BOY WITH THE GOLDEN BLOOD, OW. 

90. LOL HOW TYPICAL THAT AMELIA HELPS TEDDY DURING LABOUR.

 
91. I LOVE THE STORYLINE WITH THE LITTLE GIRL, BUT I’M SO PISSED THAT DELUCA TAKES THE FALL FOR MEREDITH… 


Grey’s anatomy is a wild ride let me tell you, But woah, re-watching these seasons gave me a whole lots of feelings, reminded me on some seriously questionable storylines and reminded me of my most emotional television deaths. Let’s not forgot it made me realise how annoying half the cast can be, but I’ve still cried for hours when the character was cut out the show.

blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

My First (And Worst) Fallout Experience

My First Fallout Experience Was The Absolute Worst Time I’ve Ever Had Playing…

I’ve been a die hard fan of the Fallout franchise for many, many years now. By far it’s my favorite game series and one I’ve played over again easily a dozen times each. Typically when someone finds their favorite game it’s a fantastic and exciting experience, for me, not so much. I was unfortunate enough to experience the absolute worst the wasteland had to offer on my very first run through, and I’m talking RIGHT AWAY. An experience I’ve never seen anything come close to in my near 100 following play throughs of the series, you’d think I had a real life Luck of zero!

A few things to keep in mind before I get into it:

• The copy of Fallout 3 I purchased came with all the DLC on a second disc .

• I used to keep my TV relatively dark to get away with playing it last midnight on school nights.

Alright, so the year is 2010. I was the absolute last of my friends to play Fallout 3. I decided to pick it up from my local Game Stop after hearing my cousin talk it up for quite some time. Opting for the slightly more expensive Game Of The Year edition, I got home and began installing the DLC from the second disc. Later in the evening once everything was installed I began my journey into the Fallout universe.

Upon starting the game everything ran like expected, Tunnel Snakes, GOAT tests, Overseer , all that good stuff. Then, came time to exit the vault. Stepping into the bright blinding light of the wasteland with nothing but my vault security armor and a baseball bat, I was beyond excited to explore the Capitol Wastes. That lasted all about 15 seconds however. Taking roughly 10 steps from the door, I began to walk toward a tall black figure that stood just off to the right of the vault entrance. Immediately without haste I was greeted with a barge of fire flying towards me. That’s right, the very first enemy I encountered in Fallout was none other than an Enclave Hellfire Trooper. So here I am, level 1, never played before, wood baseball bat, and being repeatedly spawned in front of and killed by a Hellfire Trooper with a heavy incinerator. Fortunately after a dozen deaths and a few tears, I realized I had saved before I left the vault while figuring out the controls.

After loading a new save file and exiting the vault for a second time, I was able to leave in peace! Arriving in megaton I began the main quest of finding my dad. However once again my game wasn’t having it. After informing Lucas Simms about Mister Burke’s offer to blow up the town, I met the two at the saloon, as you do. Only before Burke shot Simms, Simms’ body vanished! Burke shot thin air and Lucas was nowhere to be found for the rest of the game…. alright… guess he’s dead then. Moving on. Exiting the building and coming to realize the day cycle exists, I began wandering aimlessly around Megaton unable to see a damn thing in the dark.

The run from hell wasn’t over there however, opting to help out Moira after the whole Mister Burke incident, I began to make my way down to Super Duper Mart. Now, while I was warned about the vast amount of Raiders that can be found there, what I was not warned about was a damn Deathclaw. Upon arriving to the parking lot I was greeted with the body of a wastelands being thrown about as the giant mutated monstrosity charged toward me. After several deaths, my level 2 ass had just about had enough. Finally having the sense to just turn around and run the opposite direction upon spawning, I opted to run down the map and AROUND Super Duper Mart, just far enough to not be noticed by the Deathclaw.

My plan was fool proof, until I began to get a little too close to the parking lot once again. Finding myself in [Caution] I slowly began to back away toward the bridge just south of the store before turning and running away in full sprint… well, Fallout 3’s equivalent to a “full sprint”. Sprinting right into a Mirelurk King. Keep in mind, I didn’t even know better than to try and engage it! So here I am running away from the Mirelurk King back TOWARDS the Deathclaw just praying one of them would target the other. Fortunately for me the Deathclaw wasn’t having it and decided to attack the king, providing me just enough time to get the fuck outta dodge.

After this, I promptly turned off my Xbox wondering if I had just wasted $40. It would take me about a month or two before I finally gave it a second chance with a new profile and a normal ass play through. Here I am 10+ years later still playing Fallout 3 and every other Fallout title 100 times over, yet I’ve never once experienced anything that has even come close to that first one.

I’d love to hear about your first and/or worst Fallout experience! Let me know if you’ve ever experienced anything like what I went through my first time around and be sure to check out more Fallout right here!

-Style

Is Minecraft Making a Comeback?

Everyone’s favorite blocky game from 2009 is suddenly making a resurgence, but not many returning players understand why.

When I first created a Minecraft account of my own, I was in my awkward middle school stage playing the mobile game with my cousin. Ten years later, I am a young adult booting up the same video game on Xbox as well as the same mobile app. For anyone who is not aware, Minecraft is making a significant comeback, as verified by trends and statistics.

According to Google Trends, online searches for Minecraft peaked in 2012 and 2013. They have been on a steady decline since then — until 2021. This month, Google searches for the game boosted to 76 percent of their all-time high. It surpassed even Fortnite, arguably the most popular game in the world in the past year

But what happened to resurrect an old favorite?

Well, it might have never died at all. While there is an influx of returning players, Minecraft has always had a steady player base. Mojang, Minecraft’s creator, cited a monthly player base of 91 million in 2019. The game’s claim to fame is validated by its whopping 176 million copies sold as of May 2020, sturdily placing it in the slot for the second-highest selling game ever. The first? Tetris.

The number of players never truly diminished, allowing Minecraft’s dominance to sail under the radar. But various factors are revitalizing attention.

The family-friendly survival sandbox is a safe bet for content creators on video platforms. Minecraft was the king of YouTube in its heyday, so it is no surprise that it is reclaiming its crown. Advertisers are more keen to sponsor videos of a pixelated character building a dirt hut than they are to endorse a gory M-rated shooter. Increased chances of monetization on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube means higher video output, which means more viewers and more players. Especially at a time when politicians blame violence on video games — an argument proven to have no justification — advertisers are cautious.

Another explanation is, of course, nostalgia. Like me, there are millions of people who played in middle school who are now in college or trying to make it on their own. We can temporarily forget our responsibilities and the pressures of adulthood by visiting our favorite childhood game. I was curious as to whether the game lived up to the expectations of my sentimental memories, so I hopped onto the game that i had never deleted on my phone and it has changed for the better for sure.

Even in my twenties, a game I played as a kid is still fun. Continual updates throughout the years sparked new interest. What became stale years ago is suddenly fresh again. Whether the hype lasts or starts to fade, I plan to indulge in the nostalgia Minecraft provides.

blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

9 ways to tell if your cow has mad cow disease!



1 Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.


2 Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson.


3 Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.


4 She refuses to let you milk her, saying: “Not on a first date.”


5 You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.


6 Your cow demands to be branded with the ‘Golden Archs Logo’.


7 Your cow appears on Oprah and Jerry Springer, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.


8 Your cow is wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.


9 Your cow quits the family dairy and applies for a job at Burger King.

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What’s on your bucket list?

A bucket list is a checklist of items that people would like to complete before they die. It gets its name from the colloquial term “kick the bucket”, which is a euphemism for death. 

Some people stack their bucket lists with lofty goals and ambitions. You might want to publish a novel or cure cancer. But a bucket list shouldn’t be a tedious slog. A bucket list should be full of dumb ideas that you won’t care if people know you did because in theory by time you finish your list you’ll be dead. Your bucket list should be full of things like:

◦ Attend a nudist event

◦ Be a flashmobber

◦ Be interviewed by Jay Leno

◦ Be nude at a nude beach

◦ Belong to a secret society

◦ Box a kangaroo

◦ Complete the IMDB top 250 movies

◦ Drink a $200 bottle of wine

◦ Find Nemo

Nothing on your list should ever be something you have to work for your bucket list should just be stupid random shit you would have fun doing.

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What Kanye West’s Presidency would’ve looked like

Peak into what a day in the life of an average American Citizen would have looked like in a timeline where Kanye West won the 2020 Presidential Election.

You’re awoken to the sound of Wolves by President West playing over sirens off in the distance, looking to either side of you is a field with tall grass. You begin to realize you’re surrounded by literally everyone you know and even those you don’t. From Celebrities to distant cousins you haven’t had full conversations with in over ten years; To you close family, friends and even your teachers from P.S.R. showed up. Before you can even begin to fathom your surroundings the purr of an ATV engine can be heard coming from down the side of a mountain within eyesight, it’s President West. You’re on his Wyoming ranch. Before any of this can settle in Kanye West is here and it is time to begin Morning Mass.

After Morning Mass, Yeezy begins his 10 hour studio session with Jay-Z, Drake, Lil Wayne, Kid Cudi, Q-Tip, Elton John, Travis Scott, Mike Tyson, Ronald McDonald, Busta Rhymes, Lil Pump, Justin Timberlake,Michael Bublé, Snoop Dogg, Justin Bieber, Allen Iverson, Tupac (in hologram form), Oprah, God Himself, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Jessie, Tony Hawk (seems like could spit mad bars), Master Yoda, The Underaker, Michelangelo (T.M.N.T.), The Golden Girls (Again, in hologram form with the exception of Betty White), Bob Ross, and Chance The Rapper.

Literally everything else in The United States stays exactly the same and life other than this small exception to our morning’s and mass amounts of Kanye West Albums Produced by a plethora of obscure characters nothing changes. Our Polices as a nation stay the same, nothing changes about our borders, economy, covid regulations stay the same; And life as you know it is normal. God Bless President West and God Bless The United States of America.