What does your alcoholic drink say about you?

Ever have trouble Finding a steady Drink at the bar? Jake Schrader gotcha covered

Alcohol has always been popular from cracking a cold one with the boys to being a sad boy at the end of the bar here are 10 alcohol drinks that might get you in a special mood

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1. Number one of the list is a mix drink called Sex on the beach it’s a newbie classic you probably just turned 21 and asked the bartender what’s a popular on the menu this is a very simple drink my advice is to drink slow a lot of the fruity drinks will get you buzzed pretty quickly and after 2 or 3 you kinda forget you’re drinking alcohol and 10/10 a party drink!

  • 1 1/2 ounces vodka
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1 1/2 ounces orange or pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 ounces cranberry juice
  • 1/2 ounce Chambord or crème de cassis (optional)
  • Garnish: cocktail umbrella
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2. Here’s one for ya this a Shot you have a craving for once in awhile if you’re going to drink this you’re probably Irish and definitely know how to handle you’re booze this is called a Jägerbomb. It has an unusual taste which some liken to cough syrup and gives you a “boost” from the alcohol-caffeine definitely a pros drink 7/10 a holiday drink this drink is not for the weak! You’re either going to love or hate this shot

  • 1 1/2 ounces Jägermeister
  • 6 ounces (1/2 can) Red Bull Energy Drink
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3. This one right here is not a popular at all but it should be it’s another shot called A LITTLE BEER this shot has nothing todo with beer it just looks like a tiny cute beer if you’re taking these shots you’re probably taking it easy it’s got a sweet taste definitely a great start to a good night a lot of people down on this drink but my advice is don’t knock it to you try it 8/10 a drink for the beginning of the night

  • 3 Parts Licor 43
  • 1 Part Heavy Cream
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4. This one right here lady’s and gentlemen is a very fancy classic drink that is now just starting to get popular it is a mix drink called a Moscow Mule it’s a cocktail made with Vodka spicy ginger beer and lime juice garnished with a slice or wedge of lime it’s popularly severed in a copper mug which takes on the cold temperatures of the. Liquid 3/10 for a party drink people who drink these are normally old and laid back Shit give it a try though

  • 1 ½ fluid ounces vodka
  • ½ fluid ounce lime juice
  • 1 cup ice cubes
  • ½ cup ginger beer
  • 1 lime wedge for garnish
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5. This one right here will Knock your socks off if it’s made right if you ask for this you’re probably not feeling the greatest or you just like tomatoes alittle to much definitely causes heart burn it’s got a tangy flavor that’ll knock that sore throat away I don’t see many young people sipping on this vampire drink and if you see some sipping on one this bad boys you probably should stay 6 ft away you can drink these quickly alot of people drink it quick cause if the taste I personally never had one but I know people who love them and get one every time they go out I’m kinda concerned for they’re help anyway 3/10 for a old the heart burn you may get

  • 1 lemon wedge
  • 1 lime wedge
  • 2 ounces vodka
  • 4 ounces tomato juice
  • 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
  • 2 tsp prepared horseradish
  • 2 dashes worcestershire sauce
  • 1 pinch celery salt
  • 1 pinch ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch smoked paprika
  • Garnish: lime wedge
  • Garnish: green olives
  • Garnish: parsley sprig
  • Garnish: celery stalk
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6. Here goes a fancy one I absolutely hate this drink I don’t know how anyone could order this nasty ass beverage GIN AND TONIC this drink is for the high class preppy people if you’re sipping on this you have some money and you think you’re the top of the line you probably think you’re the better one at the bar that boasts mainly served at weddings open bar is where it’s at but if you’re ordering this don’t forget the suit and tie because you are one fancy fuck 1/10 the taste is off and it’s oddly strong definitely a drink to get you off you’re feet

  • 2 ounces gin
  • 4 ounces tonic water
  • Garnish: 2 lime wheels
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7. Now a favorite of mine that you have to be really careful drinking is Tequila Sunrise Mann oh Mann the taste on this drink will have you falling in love but it’s so dang strong you’ll be wishing you haven’t lost count on how many you’ve had a major party drink that is extremely popular this one if for the boys a lot of people make fun of it until they try it then they fall in love like I did 10/10 for those stressful nights that have you drinking this one if for the boys!

  • 2 oz Blanco tequila
  • 4 oz Fresh orange juice
  • 1/4 oz Grenadine
  • Garnish: Orange slice
  • Garnish: Cherry
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8. OOOOHH MAN THIS SHOT RIGHT HERE it’s called The Four Horsemen this is an extra extra powerful shot that’ll knock those demons away knock those socks right off mainly a drink for the manly men that are out here at the bar everyday quick shot that’s not for the weak 10/10 for the whiskey lovers! Goood luck drink for New Years forsure

  • ¼ ounce Jim Beam bourbon
  • ¼ ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jamison Irish whiskey
  • ¼ ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila
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9. This one is unpopular as fuck you should ask for it at the bar the name has a lot todo with the affect because it’s definitely a knock out this is called Liquid Marijuana this drink is for a drinker that’s tried everything and just wants to try something new it’s a powerful mix drink that’ll put you in SLUMP MODE! I’ve had this once just because I went to the bar I told the bartender to surprise me and I was so drunk I couldn’t even talk 10/10 in the taste department gotta be careful and drink this one slow and steady

  • 1/2 ounce Captain Morgan spiced rum
  • 1/2 ounce Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce Malibu coconut rum
  • 1/2 ounce Midori melon liqueur
  • 12 ounce pineapple juice
  • 1 splash sweet and sour mix
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10. LAST AND CERTAINLY NOT LEAST is a favorite of many people a good bar or home mix drink it’s called Caribou Lou originally made by a famous rapper named Tech N9ne the drink that makes makes you feel laid back at the beach a very relaxing drink that is easy to down and will give you the perfect buzz a very known drink if you ask the bartender to make it I’m sure they’ll know right away a good party drink not to pricy and it’s not over whelming with alcohol very tropical and sweet solid 10/10 for relaxation after a hard day you don’t want the usual you want a different taste this is FOR if you sip on this you’re probably stress free and a very laid back person a very cheerful drink that lightens the party

  • 1 oz 151-proof Rum
  • 1 oz Coconut Rum
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
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Stay tipsy, be safe, and have fun remember to be nice to your local bartender don’t drink and drive & drink responsibly have a wonderful day!

The Crossover Episode

Picture it, it’s a lazy friday afternoon after dinner, you saunter into the living room an plop down on the couch next to your dad. As you gaze upon the television you see your father looking through the guide menu on TV Land. As the previous show fades to black you hear the familiar opening of Everybody Loves Raymond.

The episode opens on Raymond on the couch watching an episode of Andy Griffith. “Maaaaaa!”, Ray exclaims as he polishes off a bowl of chips, “Do we have any more chips?” However before Marie can answer she is interrupted by Debra bursting through the door in tears. As Raymond jumps from the couch startled, Debrah explains how the bank is defaulting on their mortgage and they are in danger of being evicted.

After a sleepless night of pondering Ray decides to ask his boss if there are any position openings that would allow him to pick up some extra shifts. Raymond’s boss informs him that there is an opening for a columnist to cover a statewide high school baseball tournament in New York. Without any logical thought Ray agrees to take the position and informs his family they must relocate to the big apple.

Upon arriving at the family’s new home after an exhausting and tense car ride Ray, Debra and the kids make their way inside and await the arrival of their furniture from the moving company. However after several hours of waiting Ray decides to call the movers to figure out where their stuff is. The company informs Raymond that the movers had an incident with the truck and all of the families belongings would be intercepted by a local delivery company in the morning. Much to his chagrin, Ray curled up on the floor for the night and drifted off to sleep. Waking up the following morning at precisely 8:23AM to a knock on the door, Ray is greeted by a stocky man in a green IPS uniform. The man introduces himself as Doug Heffernan, a delivery driver for IPS who was responsible for intercepting the family’s furniture.

After a generous effort to help Ray move in, the two men begin talking and come to find they have many common interests including golf and excessive drinking. Doug tells Raymond that he won two free tickets to a comedy show tonight in a work raffle and asks if he’d like to go since his wife, Carrie, isn’t interested. Ray agrees to go and the two plan to meet up at a local coffee shop before the show.

Ray arrives first and decides to head inside and grab a quick cup of coffee before they head out. Walking into Central Perk, Ray walks across a group of Friends who are discussing the definition of “a break” rather loudly. Choosing not to get involved and seeing Doug approaching through the window, Ray decides to head out.

Upon arriving at the comedy club the two order an excessive amount if drinks and watch the opening act. By the time the main act is ready to take the stage, both men have grown increasingly intoxicated and obnoxious. The host announces the main act, Jerry Seinfeld, as he takes the stage. Only halfway through the act Jerry has to stop mid performance and ask security to please escort the men out of the club for their obscene behavior.

After receiving a police escort back to Ray’s house the two exit the cop car to find that Ray’s water heater had burst sendong it shooting up from his basement, through his living room, and out his roof landing in the front yard. Ray finds a note taped to the door explaining the Debra and the kids would be spending the night in a nearby motel until the water heater was fixed. Raymond spends all night contacting every plumber and contractor in the area only to find nobody is willing to take the job due to the immense amount of damage. With nowhere left to turn, Ray calls Doug and asks if he has any ideas. Doug tells him he recalls seeing a show on TV about a handyman who claims he could fix it all. Ray decides he has nothing else to lose and gives him a call.

The following morning Tim “The Toolman” Taylor arrives at the house agreeing to fix the damage. After several hours of muttering meaningless and confusing grunts that are audible across several towns, Tim is finally finished with the house. As a sign of appreciation Ray offers to buy excessive amounts of drinks at the local bar for Tim. Doug joins them as he too enjoys irresponsible consumption.

At the end of the night, Ray arrives back at his house in a golf cart that him and Doug somehow acquired thought the evening. Staggering inside, he collapses on the couch and turns on the television. Ray proceeds to pass out watching Andy Griffith on TV Land.

Fade to black.

-Style

Friends never forget

Its funny we come into this world alone. Then we have our family’s who love us no matter what or there supposed to. Then in a moment you meet your friends. Grade school, High school or even college, we meet strangers everyday who make us better as human beings today we’re gonna talk about that.

  1. Friends are always there for you whether its helping you move into you’re new apartment, or being there when you get broken up with these are the things in our life we trust in them daily.

2. Friends will always keep it real with you. Sometimes we need people in our life who are not “yes men”. Who make us think about what we’re going to do. Whether it’s talking you out of driving after a few to many, or questioning if you should get married to soon to someone. We need people to look out for us even if we can’t sometimes.

3. Friends like to have fun. Sometimes we just need to have fun in are life and who better than you’re buddy’s. Could be anything from a party, to going to the mall to playing video games. It’s good to have people to do things with.

As we wrap up here its important to have friends. So try to be kind to people when ever you can and try to help someone who knows you may just change their life for ever.

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