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Soaps I Wanna Try Based On This Guys Tik-Tok Reviews

So around two months ago I found this guy reviewing body washes/bar soaps on Tik-Tok, his name is Marvin Bland aka @barsoapguy (great username) while I found the content really helpful if I were to ever dive into the culture of lavish soaps I don’t really have the energy to go out of my way and buy some british bar soap that smells like chamomile tea and has bits of jasmine infused into it. So without further ado, here are some soaps I wanna try based on this guys Tik-Tok reviews.

1.) L’Occitane en Provence: Cedrat 

The fact that it smells like frankincense and myrrh would make me feel like literally Jesus so that’s cool but also I like the name; CEDRAT, like some kind of acid rat that makes you smell like Jesus. Sign me the fuck up.

2.) Botanic Hearth: Tea Tree Body Wash

idk I just love tea tree oil, it’s good for your body or something I’m really not sure how or why but it’s green and it’s minty and I like it.

3.) Neutrogena Rainbath: Pear & Green tea

I feel like as a brand Neutrogena is just reliable. They have like proactive and shit idk I like them. Rainbath sounds nice and Arizona Green Tea is an elite beverage so this body wash gives me high hopes. Thanks for the rec @barsoapguy.

4.) Molton Brown : Black Peppercorn


I have no feelings towards this soap one way or the other but DAMN does Marvin sell this one so well, I feel like this soap is what billionaires smell like.

5.) Dove: Mango Butter 

I wouldn’t say I’m a HUGE bar soap guy (I’m about 5’6″) so I’m not sure how likely I’ll be seeing this one in my future but if I am ever in the market for a bar soap this would be my first choice. It just sounds nice, Mango Butter haha.

6.) South of France: Côte D’Azur

 Everything about this one screams Squilliam Fancyson and I’m fairly confident using this bar of soap would result in a foamy-oily lather, a gender neutral smell, and that I would step out of the shower and teleport directly under the Eiffel Tower.

Well there you have it, Soaps I wanna buy based on this guys tik-tok reviews. All I ask is that you tell you friends about this awesome soap list you just read and also that you buy and send me one of the soaps of your choosing. Can’t say no, can’t go back you already read it what’s done is done. See Ya!

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Professional Opinions

Giving you the most accurate and articulate opinions on the internet, AGAIN.

1.) Aliens are real, it’s not a topic of discussion anymore. They’re real and should be talked about as such.

2.) Cupcakes aren’t that good. They make birthday parties a little more dull and are only good if you rip it’s head off and turn it into a sandwich.

3.) What you wear has a very strong effect on how you feel but also gives the “audience” a better idea of your “character”.

4.) Getting high with your friends and having a good conversation doesn’t mean you should start a podcast.

5.) Start taking bubble baths, you deserve it.

6.) It’s important to shower BEFORE you take said bubble bath.

7.) Everything you need is already inside, you just have to find it.

8.) Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros are the superior house party games. Catch me on Peach Beach drifting the blue sparks on yo ass.

9.) The five second rule is a mental placebo, eat the germs and move on.

10.) Poopoo jokes and Peepee jokes and Fart jokes will forever remain hilarious.

11.) There’s no shame in asking for help.

12.) Smoking wouldn’t be such a popular fad if it weren’t for vaping. Still would’ve been a thing, just not a mainstream as generations past.

13.) Mutual Combat should be legal all across the world. If I have to beat some ass I would like to do it legally.

14.) Just scream. Next time you’re alone in your car or in the shower or on a run just let out a hearty scream. It’s cathartic, akin to a good cry. Just trust me on this one, it feels amazing.

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