There’s Just No Way These Famous People Are Earthlings
1.) Elon Musk
Okay, let’s get the obvious ones out of the way. I don’t think there’s any way Musk isn’t an alien, from his magic hairline to multiple multi-million dollar companies seemingly falling out of his ass at this point I think it’s safe to say he’s tapped into something us humans don’t quite have access to yet. Sending a car to space “for fun” yeah okay Elon smells like sending data back to the mothership to me. You’re telling me he named his child X Æ A-12 and we didn’t immediatly call out this alien man for giving his alien baby a clearly alien name. You may have the world dooped, but I’m onto you Elon Musk, IF THAT EVEN IN YOUR REAL NAME.
2.) Kanye West
Ok, I gotta spill the beans. I don’t think Yeezy’s an alien. I do though, think he really REALLY wishes he was one. It would just be the most Kanye thing ever, reading the headline “Kanye West Proclaims He’s an Alien from Another Planet.” I’d buy it.
3.) John Krasinski
There’s always a sleeper-agent. Looks normal, dresses normal, nice personality, very likeable. In general Jim’s just an all around good “dude.” I don’t even think he’s a bad alien, seems like the type to share his technology and other alien information. Now, I can’t confirm he’s our sleeper agent, but I do know one thing for certain … there’s always one. *UPDATES TO FOLLOW*
4.) Dennis Rodman
This one’s straight up a zoink-ball. Doesn’t even hide the fact he’s not human, wear’s that shit like a badge of honor if I’m honest. From the wacky game-day fits, to the close relationship to the North Korean Dictator I think it’s safe to assume Ole Dennis has been around the Milky Way a time or two if you’re smellin’ what I’m stepping in.
5.) George Lucas
After years of going on space opera-esque adventures with his gang of rebels, George hangs up his cloak and saber to share the stories of his amazing saga with the people of Earth. Sadly we mistake it for science fiction and turn it into a hit franchise. If only we would’ve taken him more literally.
6.) Betty White
No aliens here, just seeing how many times I can slip this national treasure into my blogs before Style catches on.
LOVE YOU BETTY xoxo
I think it’s safe to say if you’re familiar with any of her work or seen an interview you can agree this Icelandic singer/songwriter is straight up without a doubt not from Earth, and for those who don’t; Give her a listen/watch and try to argue with me she’s human. I will be gracefully waiting in the comment section.