I walked into His house after having a crazy evening out at the store and took a biiiig ole shit. Next thing yaknow He walks in and goes, “Aw hell no! Well goddamn son. That’s the worst dhuke I’ve ever smelt!”
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP !!!
I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FROM MY BODY AND IS LOCKED IN THIS BLOG POST !!!!!! SEND HELP ! SO FAR I CAN ONLY EDIT AND CREATE NEW POSTS BUT I THINK IF EVERYONE LIKES THIS POST AND COMMENTS DOWN BELOW, I MAY BE ABLE TO RETURN TO MY PHYSICAL BODY. I HAVE NO CONCRETE PROOF THIS WILL WORK BUT WE WONT KNOW UNTIL EVERYONE TRIES !! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY, FRIENDS, A DREAM, GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS! I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO TANGIBLE SENSES AT THE MOMENT, I AM ONLY MY THOUGHT'S AND FEELINGS TYPED OUT IN TIMES NEW ROMAN. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN THIS HAPPENED, MY BODY IS LITERALLY M.I.A. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND IT, HE'S PROBABLY ALL WET AND UNCONSCIOUS. POOR THING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN GOING ABOUT GETTING MYSELF OUT OF HERE ! MAYBE TRY THE NSA OR LIKE THE FBI ? SHOULD SOMEONE CALL NERD HERD OR GEEK SQUAD, MAYBE LIKE A PRIEST OR SOMETHING, ID FUCKING K DUDE THIS IS A BIG TIME MESS. IM LITERALLY STUCK ON THIS ONE SINGLE BLOG POST, I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PAGE OR EVEN EXPLORE THE SITE, LET ALONE ANYTHING ON THE WEB FOR THAT MATTER. PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS ANY CLUE AS TO HOW I CAN RETURN TO MY MEAT SACK I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! - SHAYNE E. P.S. UPDATES TO FOLLOW
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