So around two months ago I found this guy reviewing body washes/bar soaps on Tik-Tok, his name is Marvin Bland aka @barsoapguy (great username) while I found the content really helpful if I were to ever dive into the culture of lavish soaps I don’t really have the energy to go out of my way and buy some british bar soap that smells like chamomile tea and has bits of jasmine infused into it. So without further ado, here are some soaps I wanna try based on this guys Tik-Tok reviews.
1.) L’Occitane en Provence: Cedrat
The fact that it smells like frankincense and myrrh would make me feel like literally Jesus so that’s cool but also I like the name; CEDRAT, like some kind of acid rat that makes you smell like Jesus. Sign me the fuck up.
2.) Botanic Hearth: Tea Tree Body Wash
idk I just love tea tree oil, it’s good for your body or something I’m really not sure how or why but it’s green and it’s minty and I like it.
3.) Neutrogena Rainbath: Pear & Green tea
I feel like as a brand Neutrogena is just reliable. They have like proactive and shit idk I like them. Rainbath sounds nice and Arizona Green Tea is an elite beverage so this body wash gives me high hopes. Thanks for the rec @barsoapguy.
4.) Molton Brown : Black Peppercorn
I wouldn’t say I’m a HUGE bar soap guy (I’m about 5’6″) so I’m not sure how likely I’ll be seeing this one in my future but if I am ever in the market for a bar soap this would be my first choice. It just sounds nice, Mango Butter haha.
6.) South of France: Côte D’Azur
Everything about this one screams Squilliam Fancyson and I’m fairly confident using this bar of soap would result in a foamy-oily lather, a gender neutral smell, and that I would step out of the shower and teleport directly under the Eiffel Tower.
Well there you have it, Soaps I wanna buy based on this guys tik-tok reviews. All I ask is that you tell you friends about this awesome soap list you just read and also that you buy and send me one of the soaps of your choosing. Can’t say no, can’t go back you already read it what’s done is done. See Ya!