So around two months ago I found this guy reviewing body washes/bar soaps on Tik-Tok, his name is Marvin Bland aka @barsoapguy (great username) while I found the content really helpful if I were to ever dive into the culture of lavish soaps I don’t really have the energy to go out of my way and buy some british bar soap that smells like chamomile tea and has bits of jasmine infused into it. So without further ado, here are some soaps I wanna try based on this guys Tik-Tok reviews.
The fact that it smells like frankincense and myrrh would make me feel like literally Jesus so that’s cool but also I like the name; CEDRAT, like some kind of acid rat that makes you smell like Jesus. Sign me the fuck up.
I feel like as a brand Neutrogena is just reliable. They have like proactive and shit idk I like them. Rainbath sounds nice and Arizona Green Tea is an elite beverage so this body wash gives me high hopes. Thanks for the rec @barsoapguy.
I wouldn’t say I’m a HUGE bar soap guy (I’m about 5’6″) so I’m not sure how likely I’ll be seeing this one in my future but if I am ever in the market for a bar soap this would be my first choice. It just sounds nice, Mango Butter haha.
Everything about this one screams Squilliam Fancyson and I’m fairly confident using this bar of soap would result in a foamy-oily lather, a gender neutral smell, and that I would step out of the shower and teleport directly under the Eiffel Tower.
Well there you have it, Soaps I wanna buy based on this guys tik-tok reviews. All I ask is that you tell you friends about this awesome soap list you just read and also that you buy and send me one of the soaps of your choosing. Can’t say no, can’t go back you already read it what’s done is done. See Ya!
The Rebel Podcast and all future podcasting projects form StylesRebelRadio.com to be Exclusively Streamed on Last.fm
As of April 1st 2021, StylesRebelRadio.com have come to an agreement with Last.fm stating all future podcasts will be streamed exclusively on their service. Last.fm has been making waves in the music streaming game since their humble beginnings in 2002. Over recent years, the company has begun to tap into the podcast market as the growing interest in the format continues to rise. The Rebel Podcast plans to remove all streaming avenues by mid to late April in favor of their exclusive deal with Last.fm.
What You Need To Know
•The Rebel Podcast will continue to be released on Wednesday’s but at a new time of 11pm Est.
•All future podcasts and audio product produced by StylesRebelRadio.com will also be used exclusive to Last.fm
•Style will be stepping back as host of the show in favor of a newly appointed personality, yet to be named.
I’M CRACKING THE C̶̡̨̩̩̭̜͍̬̼͎͎̺̲̠̦̯̪̗̖̰͋̔̆͑̄̄͂̉̇̄̑̒̔̆͗͒͜͝͝Ơ̵̢̢̙̰̖̼͉̩̖̤̯̤̼̺̦͈͈̼͆̓͋̿̈́̎̿̍̉̓̎͑̅͛̉̌̿̃̆͋̒̂̄̀͊̄̎̌̄͐̄̇̎̚͝D̴̡̨̨̺̥̘̜͚̪̞͔͉̯̹̖͙̦̙̖́̄̀͆̌̈́̈́͑̇̾̀͐̉̆̇͆̉̍̃̈́͑̈̆͐́̈́͘̕E̴̢̗̱͕̖͇͉̯̞̠͎̩̞̰̪̼̩̬̺͗̈̆̈́̀̚͜͝ͅ
SO I’VE SPENT THE LAST T̷H̸R̷E̸E̵ WEEKS MINING DATA IN THE WEBSITES SOURCE CODE AND IT KEPT FEELING LIKE I WAS COMING UP WITH NOTHING, YESTERDAY I WAS M̶̨̮̖͚͛͗I̶͍̓͆N̸̪̙̉̇̊I̷͇̝͚̼̅̽Ń̴̰Ğ̵̲̗̋̑͠ AND CAME ACROSS A PRIVATE LINK SENDING ME TO AN UNKNOWN ADDRESS WHERE I COULD SEE EVERYTHING THAT HAD BEEN R̴̡͙̣̖̫̃̿̉̒Ů̴̹̘͔̣̽̾N̷̢̫͕̭̰͜͠N̶̡̰͇̞̫̳͑̆̅̀Ì̵͔̪͓́̏Ń̵̺̀͂́G̷̥͔̱̩͓̐͋̃͆́ IN THE BACKROUND. IT’S MONKEYS, IT SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF PRIMATE M̷̛͇͈̹̜͙̞̮̫̱̺͌̑͠Ḭ̴̼͎̜̝͊̅̽̾̄͘Ļ̵͈͈̼̬͓̞͎͔͍̒̏̏̒̄͛͐̈́̋͐̚I̷̻̯̻̱̝̩͍͉̮̞͎̿͌ͅT̷͍̺̫͓̰̜̯̤̜̮͐͌͜Ḯ̴̦͙͕̫̭̂Á̸̤̤͍̮̻̹̦̭͔̞̬̉̈͒̀͜ WITH FULLY OPERATIONAL C̴O̷N̶S̴C̷I̴O̴U̸S̷N̴E̶S̷S̶ ̵S̶C̸A̸N̸N̴I̵N̴G̷ I HAVEN’T FOUND MUCH ELSE BU̵T̴̹̥͌́ I THIN̵̥͘K̴̰̓̕ THEY’RE Ŏ̵̧̡̞̬̩͔̤͙̞͕̫̹͓͖̞̑͂͒͝N̶̢̧̧̼̪̲̩͙͓͕̪͇̟̰̻̹̬͈͔͎̄͗ͅT̶̛̛̛̙̫̝͇̈́̌͂̇̾̔͒̐̽̏̀͂̄̕͝Ó̸͔͍̞̭̲͎͍̤̦̥̗͖ M̸̢̢̧̢̢̢̧̢͚̰͇̮̞͙͚̗͚̖͚̘̜͇̜̣͎͎͙̰̟̖̳̳͈̲͔͍̯̩͈͕̝̘͔̣̜͕͚͔͖̬͚͖̝̞̣͖̘̳͇̟̞͓̬̲͉̖̱͔̬͍̘̟̹͎̦̦͓̮̠̣̗̲̳̎̂̄̾̀͊͂̈͌̓̇̿̐̀̎̎̓́̅͐͛͊̿͆̿̀͂̀̔͛̎̑̉̌̆͊́̾͊́̇̄͐̎̓̒̐̃̈́̈́̈́̐̇̐͆̌͂̊͌̐̏̉͊͒̀̏̊͂̉̓̀͗͋͂͒̋̐̅͗̽̿̈́͂̎̎̓̏̎̍̽̏͋̏̈́̊̅̕̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅȨ̴̨̧̧̡̧̡̨̢̣͓͚̻͎̙̭̗͓̟͖̜͙͖͙̥͙͔̞̗̻͉̳͖͎̼̞̜̞͔̺̲̬̖̬̫̮͙̘̭̩͚̠̟̥̩͔̩̲̼͓̰̹̹̫̘̟͚̬̠͈̻͉̺͍̳̝̙̗̩͖͈̟̳͖̳̹͙̩̲̱̭̘̘̝̱̬͗ͅ
JOIN ME AS I CONTINUE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE THAT IS BEING TRAPPED IN A BLOG POST
So I’m able to create and post new blogs but am still confined to this website. Though that may not sound like much mining through the data to create an entirely new web page with a new blog on it is stupidly difficult when you’re a literally THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF A HUMAN BEING WHO IS USED TO BEING A HUMAN ON EARTH CONFINED TO SINGLE PAGE ON A WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET. I can’t even google anything, did you think I could use the internet BECAUSE I CAN’T, I’LL TELL YA THAT. If anyone knows any like dark web hackers or like someone who went to vocational school for programming could you please let them know I need their help ASAP. As for a way out I’m not entirely sure how to go about this but I think I need to start by getting off this website. Everything I’ve tried has been a bust, hold on though let me give this a whirl.
Important News Regarding The Future of My Blog Posts
Hey Everyone, Shayne here. Just wanted to updated you all on the future of these blogs. Going through a bit of a content change and decided the only good way to tell you all about the new changes was by showing you! I’ve been working really hard with my inner circle trying to keep this under wraps and hope you all enjoy this new form of content coming to my page !
I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT MY CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FROM MY BODY AND IS LOCKED IN THIS BLOG POST !!!!!! SEND HELP ! SO FAR I CAN ONLY EDIT AND CREATE NEW POSTS BUT I THINK IF EVERYONE LIKES THIS POST AND COMMENTS DOWN BELOW, I MAY BE ABLE TO RETURN TO MY PHYSICAL BODY. I HAVE NO CONCRETE PROOF THIS WILL WORK BUT WE WONT KNOW UNTIL EVERYONE TRIES !! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY, FRIENDS, A DREAM, GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS! I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO TANGIBLE SENSES AT THE MOMENT, I AM ONLY MY THOUGHT'S AND FEELINGS TYPED OUT IN TIMES NEW ROMAN. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN THIS HAPPENED, MY BODY IS LITERALLY M.I.A. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND IT, HE'S PROBABLY ALL WET AND UNCONSCIOUS. POOR THING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN GOING ABOUT GETTING MYSELF OUT OF HERE ! MAYBE TRY THE NSA OR LIKE THE FBI ? SHOULD SOMEONE CALL NERD HERD OR GEEK SQUAD, MAYBE LIKE A PRIEST OR SOMETHING, ID FUCKING K DUDE THIS IS A BIG TIME MESS. IM LITERALLY STUCK ON THIS ONE SINGLE BLOG POST, I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PAGE OR EVEN EXPLORE THE SITE, LET ALONE ANYTHING ON THE WEB FOR THAT MATTER. PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS ANY CLUE AS TO HOW I CAN RETURN TO MY MEAT SACK I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! - SHAYNE E.
P.S. UPDATES TO FOLLOW
As an adult, one of the first and most important decisions you have to make is who your internet provider will be. However once that has been decided the next most important thing will define how you’re perceived by your neighbors and house guests alike, naming your internet router. As somebody who jumped on this opportunity and never looked back, naming my home internet “Router? I hardly know her!”, I feel I am more than qualified to guide you down this path of immortality.
1. Girls Gone Wireless
Imature yet cunning! For the generation that grew up watching televised spring break bikini shows and sneaking onto the world wide web to type in everyone’s favorite three word combination, Girls Gone Wild, this name provides great nostalgia and childish giggles by who view it!
C’mon, we all know what you’re using this one for! A clever play on words, this router name is best put to use in an office setting. Perfect for dress shopping or even just deleting email, Bill Clinternet works best as a private WiFi server, however, may I suggest Monica LuPasskey as the password?
3. It Hurts When IP
You can’t beat the classics! If you’ve ever seen a meme post about WiFi names I’m sure this one has graced your screen. A grade A example of less is more, It hurts when IP is an instant classic that has definitely prompts a quick screenshot! Immature, yes. Worth It, Hell yes. This one is bound to show your neighbors your true maturity level. Bonus! If your neighbors are not in the know about what an IP Address is, you’ll get double the judgement.
4. No More Mr. WiFi
This one’s for you fellow music fanatic! Now yes, yes “No more Mr. Nice guy” is a very common yet cheesy quote. However, For argument’s sake, lakes just say I hope and pray Alice Cooper has this as his home router name! No More Mr. WiFi just will instantly infect those who see it with Alice Cooper on the brain and quite honestly kind of sounds like Weird Al’s next big hit!
5. _______________ Police
A more niche entry, So niche in fact I couldn’t even find an imagen of it! While “Police Surveillance Van” is fun, it is also highly cliche. One I have experienced in real life by a neighbor I’ve never met but greatly respect. The router simply read the name of my city police department. So for example if you live in Dallas, the WiFi would be named “Dallas Police Department”. Working exponentially better for small towns, I can safely say it caught me by surprise the first time I saw it.
10/10 would recommend.
Perfect for apartment life, if you see the opportunity take it! Who needs chat rooms, forums, or even social media? As long as you have a connection and a gullible neighbor, you’ve got hours of entertainment! Harder and harder to come by in 2020, Should you find yourself in this situation, please for the rest of us, document it with plenty of images!
7. You Are The Weakest Linksys
This one is for everyone who grew up with that little blue box! Before we dive into this, Whoever used this idea in the picture above, props to you but next time double check your spelling. You are the weakest Linksys is phenomenal on so many levels. A major shout out to anyone who grew up watching the popular game show Weakest Link, as well as the niche group of select individuals who have used/heard of Linksys! This wins all the creativity points for cleverness!
It is at this point I must limit this list to 8 items, or run the risk of an endless selection of dumb names. Below are just a few of the creative internet names that almost made the list!
Get Your Own Damn WiFi
I’m Cheating On my WiFi
The Promise LAN
Keep It On The Download
My Own Damn WiFi!
John Wilkes Bluetooth
Yell “Penis” For Password
8. Loading, Scanning, Virus
Am I cheating cramming these into one entry, maybe. Do I care, No. All getting across the same point, presumably scaring the illinformed. Make anyone within connection range believe they are either waiting for possible connections to load(Searching…), waiting for their device to connect(Connecting…), or above all else thinking they may have accidentally been connected to a virus infected server. Be it “Virus” or “Trojan.exe” knowing you may have given those looking for a quick free connection a momentary gasp of shock is the ultimate sign of a job well done.
Let me know your WiFi names in the comments below and be sure to follow along with StylesRebelRadio.com for more exclusive content!
Ohio State Governor Mike DeWine has issued an emergency ruling stating that the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants will be limited to 10pm. Should this ruling be approved by The Ohio Liquor Control Commision, it will be put into effect July 31st 2020. Not only will this proposal ban the sale of alcohol past 10pm but it also declares that any previously served beverages are to be finished by the 11 o’clock hour. Many citizens of Ohio as well as surrounding states now fear the removal of alcohol sales from gas stations as well as the closure of state liquor stores.
So now what, you get off work after a long day and want to sit down and grab a drink with a couple buddies, low and behold there isn’t a place within 100 miles that will provide you the alcohol. Fear not, there is an alternative! I’ve compiled a handful of ways of ensure you will still be able to get plastered while Mike DeWine leveys for prohibition!
1.What About Mouthwash?
When it comes down to it you can’t beat the classics. Trevor Moore put it best, “You don’t need ID to buy it and you can’t show up too late”. While we here at StylesRebelRadio.com in no way support underage drinking, mouthwash has been known to deliver in large quantities to consenting adults. Don’t forget that minty fresh breath!
2. Rub It In, Rub It In
Cracking open a first aid kit with the boys? Hell it is in the name! Desperate times call for desperate measures why not clean up your boo boos on the inside as well as the out! Just keep the number for poison control near by.
3. Clean Up Before She Comes
Look good, smell good, feel good. Cologne typically contains alcohol somewhere between 50 and 90 percent! On the flip side of that if you’ve ever had to get all gussied up in a hurry, you can probably vouge for the fact no matter how good it may smell, cologne will never taste as good.
4. At Least It’s Clean… Right?
Alright now hear me out, Windshield wiper fluid contains methanol as a prime ingredient. Methanol is actually an extreme industrial alcohol , so yes.. this would get you pretty plastered. I mean hell, Juul pods contain the same chemical components as antifreeze and people actually smoke those!
If you’ve made it to this section of the article I’d assume you are smart enough to not try any of these. I don’t think I really need to but just in case there was any doubt, This article is entirely satirical and noting listed above should ever be consumed in any fasit. Neither I, Nor anybody at StylesrebelRadio.com condone any form of underage drinking or the consumption of any of the items listed above. As always, drink responsibly.