Reasons why “jizz” is good for you

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This is a sticky subject so why don’t we just dive right in!

“Baby gravy” acts as an Antidepressant

Semen contains quite a few components that have been studied to show anti-depressant qualities. One of these is nerve growth factor. Its primary responsibility in semen is to help relax the female so that the sperm can achieve its reproductive objective. It’s also beenShown to be a vital hormone missing in the brains of those who suffer from Major Depressive Disorder. This means that increasing nerve growth factor would only prove to make people happier. Additionally, nerve growth factor has been found to be an anti-inflammatory as well as an antioxidant.

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“Man mayo” or Mood Enhancement

A study backed by theSUNY Institute found that female college students who received “baby batter” on a regular basis were happier and less suicidal than those who didn’t. Researchers chalked this up to the mood-enhancing benefits of semen, however, they didn’t take into account any other factors, like a happy home life, being successful in

“Nut butter” Ingestion

The amount of Google searches for “eating cum” is outrageous: a little under 10,000 for the past month, to be exact. In fact, this may have been the route you were thinking of when you initially clicked on this blog post. Lucky for you, we’ve got what you were looking for. Swallowing semen is the quickest way to get all of the benefits of your man’s baby juice, and think, he might even enjoy it too.

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Longevity

We know this might be hard to swallow, but yes, semen can make you live longer. Spermidine when ingested, has been proven to dramatically increase the lifespan of animals by as much as 25 percent. In the samestudy, it was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.

Nutritional Benefits

Have you recently taken a vitamin deficiency test, and found that you were lacking in a few vital nutrients? Well get a spoon and ask your man for a plate of some “nut butter”, because semen is chock full of zinc, potassium, magnesium, calcium, and citrate. The nutrients get absorbed in your body.

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Topical

This might come as a surprise to you, but semen not only benefits the inside of your body but the outside as well. That’s right, with the amounts of zinc, vitamin c, and spermidine in your dude’s “jizz”, you could open up your own skincare line.

Teeth

Looking for an alternative, all-natural teeth whitening solution? Forget the charcoal; check out your man’s chubby. Although it’s not the white paste you’re used to putting on your toothbrush, semen has loads of zinc in it, which is a natural teeth whitener. Zinc’s seminal job is to aid the sperm’s survival. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t also aid the survival of your pearly whites.

Hair

Have you heard of a keratin treatment? Basically, you pay someone hundreds of dollars to put protein in your hair to make it stronger. Well, did you know that there’s a source of protein that you probably haven’t considered? Semen has over 200 different kinds of protein in it which can give your hair the strength and shine that it so desperately needs.

Semen also contains spermidine, which, when used on human scalps, has been shown to promote shaft elongation as well as prolonged hair growth. Even though semen may be the one thing that you’ve actively tried to keep out of your hair, go ahead and consider this DIY hair treatment the next time you want to give your hair some life.

Skin

Spermidine is back, baby! In addition to increasing longevity and aiding in healthy hair, spermidine is an antioxidant and is great for the skin. It’s believed to smooth skin, lessen wrinkles, and even diminish acne. In fact, companies sell spermidine-derived facial cream for upwards of $200! If you’re not looking to spend that money, a “money shot” would be a cheaper and more natural alternative. 😉

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Things to remember

Make sure your source of semen is STD-free!

*Let your man know that you’re interested in benefiting from his “groin gravy”, but he needs to GET TESTED FIRST*

You can get STDs from Oral sex, Anal sex, and sex fluids in your eyes.

You can be allergic to semen. Before you go smearing it on your skin or guzzling it down like the thirsty thirst trap you are, know that there is an allergy called Human Seminal Plasma Protein Hypersensitivity. It can lead to an allergic reaction including itching, wheezing, hives, chest tightness, and difficulty breathing. Try at your own risk!

Blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

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